Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Taxie Talk?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."





Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."





Cabbie: "There's more; he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix%26gt; anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.





But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.





But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too -- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his flippin' widow.

Taxie Talk?
I've dated three widowers - Never again!


The late wife is always a saint - and you have to hear about her too often. Blessings to all the widows and widowers, but I think I'll stay with the "victims" of divorce!
Reply:hehe very funny
Reply:long but good lol
Reply:Wow, dude has lost his senses because of Perfect Frank.
Reply:Lol I heard this one before but it's still as good as ever thanks for the laugh and the two points!
Reply:hahahaha



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