Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Do you do the following?

1.Brush your teeth daily.


2.Bathe daily (atleast once).


3.Wash clothes daily(atleast inner garments)


4.Wear pressed clothes.


5.Polish your shoes daily.


6.Eat food on time


7.Work in the office sincerely.

Do you do the following?
1 yes


2 yes twice


3 yes


4 yes hubby does them for me


5 no


6 no


7 yes
Reply:1.Brush your teeth daily. no


2.Bathe daily (atleast once). no


3.Wash clothes daily(atleast inner garments) i change them 1 daily


4.Wear pressed clothes. no


5.Polish your shoes daily. no


6.Eat food on time no


7.Work in the office sincerely. no
Reply:Brush my teeth twice


Have a bath in the mornings


Don't wear skidders


Iron my work shirts


Polish shoes every month or so


Eat when I'm hungry


Work too bloody hard
Reply:yes...no 5 out of the 7.
Reply:yeah. depends on if im in a super rush in the mornings though...


at least once...sometimes more, depending on what i am doing for the day...


i wash my laundry once a week. i wear clean undergarments every day... but i often wear the same jeans, depending on what im doing that week.


heck no. i keep lots of jeans and sweaters! they never need ironing.


nope. sorry. my boots get cleaned more often than anything, thats only about once a season or so...depending on how dirty they get.


nope. if im working though, yes. otherwise, i eat when im hungry.


yess... most of the time.. because im rarely in the office... and when im in a meeting and i have exausted all of my options and opinions, i just listen and doodle to my little hearts content.
Reply:yes


yes


yes


yes


sometimes


yes


yes
Reply:1 yes


2 no I shower some days


3 yes


4 yes


5 no


6 yes


7 no I work with animals
Reply:Yeah...





1.Yes


2.Obviously yes


3.Ha...Obviously


4.Yes,sometimes


5.Yes


6.Not always


7.haha..office and work are two different departments...!



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My older sister wrote this song tell me how you like it?

Come on everybody get down on your knee's.


It's time to...


bow down to me.





(Hehehe) look I'm you queen...


now isn't that sweet? (uhuh)





oop now time to polish them shoes of mine


(opps) you missed a spot, I'm sorry to say but yeah missed spot.





-------------


Chorus


Everyone loves ma


Everyone wants ma (Wants ma whant, whant, wants ma)


bow, bow down to ma


becuase you want ma,


because you love ma


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I'm not like your queen elizibith


and need to loose a few hundred pounds or so.


or am a hairy from head to toe





Hey but I don't really give ****


because see





--------------


Chorus


Everyone loves ma


Everyone wants ma


bow, bow down to ma,


becuase you want ma,


because you love ma (love ma)


----------------


Some people say they should behead me


I say screw you


I'm the queen


bow down to your royal





(everyone wants ma, loves ma)





Im all like HIGHYAH


well here I am


i'm like jacky jan


i'll kick your *** all the way from here to japan





you know every one loves, and wants.


me!


all them hot boys out there wanna marrie me


not because of my money


I think it's because of this *** of mine


(haha)


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chorus x2


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My older sister wrote this song tell me how you like it?
It's ok. I think it's a little too pompus sounding to me, but she does have talent. I'd like to see some different works of hers.
Reply:sounds like something Lil Kim would sing.......not bad at all,very good with the rhyming.....can she sing it too or just write the lyrics?
Reply:it's weird but ok if u like that kind of s***
Reply:Yeah, it's not happening.
Reply:It's interesting. She's got some work to do if she wants to succeed at rapping, though.



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Which is the name of the style of fashion that using...?

Tights color.


T-shirts long with many colors, stripes.


Long jackets with buttons and V.


Red nail polish


Converse shoes


Bags Huge








(Im sorry for my english)

Which is the name of the style of fashion that using...?
sounds very like the 'indie' fashion! or it could be 'new rave' thats very colourful and bright!
Reply:scene kids
Reply:i would definitely call it "trendy urban"





hope this helps =)
Reply:retro!
Reply:indie?
Reply:i dont understand the question


there isnt a specific name of the fashion but you can find it at many stores


if you want some of those clothes try urban outfitters
Reply:yea, i think it might be indie, emo, gothic, or grunge?
Reply:I don't know.Stop being a poser and be yourself
Reply:Emo?





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87% of working men & women neglect to do this?

87% of working men %26amp; women neglect to do this?


Here r some wrong answer. So dont give the wrong answers to me


1. Work


2. Have Breakfast


3. Cut Their Hair


4. Go For A Holiday


5. Kiss Their Spouse


6. Service Their Car


7. Floss Their Teeth


8. Have Lunch


9. Smile


10. Say Good Morning


11. Exercise


12. Health Awareness


13. Wash Their Vehicles


14. Don't Speak To Their Parents.


15. Forgot To Hug Their Parents.





16. Give Money To Parents


17. No Proper Financial Planning


18. Make Their Bed


19. Brush Their Teeth At Night


20. Leavng Your Handphones On During Meetings


21. Eat As A Family


22. Keep Their Goals/New Years Resolution


23. Polish Their Shoes


24. Clean Up Their Work Desk


25. Submit Their Income Taxes


26. Drink A Cup Of Water After Waking Up


27. Go For Their Medical Check Up


28. Pray


29. Taking A Shower





Pls do give me ur answer in dis 3 days. Thx . It is for a good cost

87% of working men %26amp; women neglect to do this?
Change the toilet paper roll when it runs out
Reply:BRUSH THERE TEETH IN THE MORNING
Reply:spend more time with kids......eat balanced meal......read.......church.......balanc... check book
Reply:wash their hands
Reply:neglect to wash their hands
Reply:spend much time with there kids
Reply:Many of your answers are not "neglectful" things.





Regardless of that..I would say either say "I love you" to the kids or kiss or hug a child everyday.
Reply:neglect to.. get 8 hours of sleep maybe



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I made a small scratch on the screen of my 50" HDTV. I asked for advice on how to remove it (on Yahoo answers)

and some moron told me to use toothpaste with a moistened q-tip. He said to use a slightly abrasive toothpaste like Colgate and to go over the scratch in circular motions (like polishing a shoe). Well, I did just that, and it had absolutely NO EFFECT on the scratch, but now I have this matte area around the scratch that doesn't go away. You can especially see it when the tv is shut off. It's just a slightly different colored spot smack in the middle of my $2,300 4 month-old widescreen tv. Is there anything I can do to at least remove the spot?

I made a small scratch on the screen of my 50" HDTV. I asked for advice on how to remove it (on Yahoo answers)
Look this may sound stupid, but as a car parts manufacturer inspector years ago, I successfully got rid of scratches by very carefully put a lighter to it and heat the scratched area, then rubbed my thumb to it,( keep lighter at a fair distance away from plastic, just heat up the area so carefully, DO NOT MAKE IT MELT) this got rid of the problem.
Reply:The surface of your screen is apparently plastic if toothpaste abraded it. My suggestion is to find a plastics specialty company in your area, one that sells and makes items from plastics, as well as sells plastic materials. As them for recommendations and if at all possible have someone come to your house and work on it. If the scratch was deep, there are filler materials that can be used. The abraded area can be polished with special compounds. But this is a task for experts, do not try to do it yourself, even if the store tries to sell you a plastic finishing kit. Get an expert, or leave it alone.
Reply:Use the liquid you get with cd cleaners,it is the best way to make scracthes disappear on screen.They come with a soft lint free cloth.place a small amount on the cloth then rub in circular motions,then rub off with dry portion of cloth in same manner.You may have to do more than once.I am assuming of course you have a prjection tv with a plastic type screen on front.If so the front screen itself can be changed for a reasonable rate.Check online with the manufacturer of your tv for a service center closet to you and call for a quote.As it is just a screen they will be able to tell you price on the phone...
Reply:Oh my.





About the only think I could SUGGEST would be to totally forget about anything abrasive altogether - and get something like a woolen polishig mit and attach to a "dremel" type drill on LOW speed - applying VERY little pressure. you MIGHT just polish out the matt area - but:-





1. DO test on bit of plastic first to make sure it seems to polish and not "make matt"





2. This is a suggestion - at the risk of sounding harsh, it took two morons to damage your screen - one to SUGGEST an abrasive and.......





3. Failing this, you could see if your TV warranttee covers you for accidental damage perhaps - either with TV OR through house contents insurance.





Other suggestion: Do some googling for "polishing marks out of plastic" - and similar phrases. There MAY be other products out there (which will NOT be abrasive) that may help you.





PS: As for the original scratch, unless it is VERY shallow, then I am guessing you may end up living with it - unless there is a liquid with the same optical density that could be used as a "filler" of the scratch.



diet

Italian groom/ German bride- marriage......?

After the large wedding and the Italian groom carries his new 'German' wife over the threshold....he proceeds to lay down the RULES....


I shall drink when i want with my buddies-where i want- and stay out as late as i want without a question from your mouth! i want all meals served on time even if i come home late or not at all from work. I will go out to poker on impulse if im invited and i will never hear a word from your mouth and you will treat me like a king at all times and even polish my shoes without me asking....am i UNDERSTOOD?


His new wife sweetly responds.." I understand dear...ill just have you know that....there will of course be sex here every night at 7 if youre home or not"

Italian groom/ German bride- marriage......?
Wonderful...Women are tired of being dependent on men. It is high time we also have our say... Timberlake will say what goes around always comes back around...
Reply:Hahahaha! Good one for a Sunday! :)
Reply:Good girl, that's the way to do it ,hit them back and be more clever than they think they are, bossy man. Who does he think he is?.Typical selfish,know it all husband, isn't he?.Lol.lol.lol.
Reply:haha, funny one :)
Reply:Now thats what i call a happy marriage



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The best way to gain an edge over the white man is to have our own resources?

We must have black people learn how to have our own commerce. We must learn to spend money in the black community. The next time u want your nails done, find a black nail salon. Groceries, find a black grocer, gas, find a black gas station...u get the picture. Look at the Mexicans, they have not been here nearly as long and by gosh, they have banks now, grocery stores, taxi companies...and so on. The Mexican are building a commerce that reflects them; pretty soon they wont even have to look at the white man except with disgust. Black people we must learn where to spend our dollar. Once we do this, white people can only then polish our shoes.





Peace





Honor going to:


Black Panthers


Martin Luther King


Marcus Garvey


Angela Davis


W.E. Dubois


Malcom X


Harriet Tubman





I love all of u for sharing the same blood as I

The best way to gain an edge over the white man is to have our own resources?
well, just keep it up why don't you? keep


the prejudism ball a-rollin'....


people wonder why the violence in this country, it's cause of narrow-minded biggots like yourself that spend too much time keeping racism and prejudice alive within your own circle.


Lord, it's 2007....time to band together, not keep putting up walls against each other....it's time to let racism be a thing of the past!
Reply:I am offended by your post. In my opinion it screams of seperatist and racist politics. I have lived in many different "communities" but I wouldnt be caught dead in any of them touting what could be construed as Jim Crow "seperate but equal" tripe.





Everyone is entitled to their opinion, however. I just don't happen to agree with YOURS.





One last thought. In your post you give honor to Dr. King. If I recall my history correctly, his idea of equality was vastly different from yours. Perhaps you could benefit from reviewing his "I Have a Dream" speech.





In case you're wondering, yes I AM a white man.
Reply:Yes keep rascism a thing of the past, BUT take care of yourselves, yes use your own ressources, that's wealth. Don't be just rich!!


When the sh*t hits the fan you better have smth of your own. Gain a little power, have more influence. Definitely.



Yellow Teeth

What looks good with a white dress?

I'm going clubbing on the weekend and I'm wearing a white dress. I have black hair. What colour nail polish, eyeshadow, shoes, and accessories would look best? Don't say any because I know, but there are certain colours that look better with white =P

What looks good with a white dress?
Don't listen to nonsense about only wearing white after Easter or Memorial Day or whenever. White can be worn anytime if it's worn right. Wearing a white dress to a club is perfectly OK. White parties take place ALL the time people!





As far as complimenting colors - definitely turquoise and gold.





Nails - A sheer nail polish - something close to your natural nail color. Shades of light pink, cream, nude will work. I don't suggest a bold color on the nails. Focus on your eyes and accessories for that.





Eyes - turquoise or light blue eyeshadow. Don't apply it above the eyelid crease (you don't want to overdo it). Apply it also on the bottom eyelid. Use a liquid eyeliner and apply a thin line on top eyelid. Black mascara.





Shoes - gold or white.





Handbag - a SMALL white or gold clutch or shoulder bag.





Accessories - turquoise and gold. Do not do silver.


White metal and white dress = no good.
Reply:I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING RED....BUT THATS KINDA SANTA LIKE.





WHY DONT U DO BROWNS???? OR GOLDS???





DARK DARK NAIL POLISH (LIKE WICKED BY ESSIE) BROWNISH GOLD JEWLERY AND FUN SHOES.





MAKE UP IS ESASY TO DO IN THE EARTHTONE FAMILY!!!





IM TELLING U THATS HOT, WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE UR JUMPING THE GUN FOR SPRING YET WITH A BUCH OF BRIGHT COLORS








HAVE FUNNNNN AND LOOK HOT


!
Reply:Nail polish= dark red


eyeshadow= something light pink-ish


shoes= cute white,red, or black flats


acessories= chunky bangles, that will match the rest of your make-up and outfit, i suggest black,red, and white be the colours for this outfit.


Hope i helped, and have fun%26lt;33
Reply:dark red polish, blood red





creamy clolored white eye shadow with thick black eyeliner, think 1940-50's





silver shoes...silver earrings.
Reply:White can go a long way.





In my opinion if your going clubbing, gold works best. Gold shoes:


http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/in...





Eyeshadow something smokey with a touch of gold shimmer.





I think a french manicure or natural for the nails!





and as for the accessories, GOLD GOLD GOLD!





GOOD LUCK! HAVE FUN AND HOPE YOU LOOK AWESOME! :)
Reply:Back and White is a true on for a man. Gold will work with diamonds, if your age and size can carry it off.





nails, dark red for dinner or a show, but for a bar or lounge, I'm thinking silver with diamonds and a bag or gold or silver.





undergarments, all silk and silver or white of course.
Reply:wear dark purple nail polish, a gold light eye shadow, wear a nude colored peep toe pump. nude clutch. its all about the dress and key points that enhance the look.
Reply:try pink nail polish or even glossy white nail polish might look nice.


for the eyeshadow i would do light blue or purple., or a nice wintery white eye shadow


shoes i would choose black pair of shoes like a slip on a one with a little heel.


and for accessories go with a black bangle with a necklace


you can pair nice fancy earrings with it too
Reply:Def go for pink eye shadow and nail polish.. You dont want to dark of a color with white. And shoes I would wear heels or sandals.. I know its not summer yet but I would go for it! Not much will look right with a white dress..
Reply:Nail polish: a vesty red


eye shadow: a whiteish sparkly color, but don't put to much on or it look's to dramatic.


Shoes: Red or black heels, or if not heels flats


Accsesories: gold, idk what kind you like but gold would look good
Reply:ouch. well i would think bright color since it is almost spring. Try a yellow bangle and pink nail polish. As for shoes open toe wedges. Eyeshadow....pink. Definitely! Yellows and Pinks always look great together!
Reply:well your not suspposed to be wearing white until after easter if your goin this weekend i wouldnt be wearing a white dress.but if you dont follow that rule try a badge dark thought kind of oragne but cute BCBG has cute wedges.
Reply:red, or any bright color besides yellow.
Reply:I say baby blue accessories



flower

I want to be the leader......the king?

I want to be on the throne. I want to make the decisions. I want people to bow on their knees, and polish my shoes. I wanna be the top a$$#ole! Those who badmouth me will recieve pain in the afterlife!

I want to be the leader......the king?
Interesting..... So did Hitlar and look where he is.... in Hell.
Reply:Well, that's some order there. Place a bedpan in a shoe shine booth and put up two different types of toilet paper.





1. That way the bedpan is your throne.





2. Your choice of two toilet papers.





3. The shoe shine man will bow





4. and shine your shoes.





5. Anyone seeing you will agree you are the biggest -blank- hole they have ever seen.





Five out of six ain't bad, eh?
Reply:huh?
Reply:good luck with that!



flower

I have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the wages?

i have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the same wages and without overtime %26amp; allowence my bosses still ask me to polish there shoes looking back at the family needs me more.if i leave this job i ve to wait 1 or 2 months to get a new job house rent daily expences i m getting deppresed what sod i do plz advice i wants to take a decision

I have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the wages?
Try to find a new job between those 15 days and if you can't if you need it money is money and you have to do what you have to do to survive. good luck
Reply:hmm, try getting a raise or try getting bigger paychecks, if not try finding jobs ASAP, if you can't find one, then stay at your other job...
Reply:I don't know...It does not sound good that they are not keeping up their side of the bargain. If they do not keep their word and pay you as they originally agreed right away then I would leave right away. Leave, go work somewhere else where you can trust your boss.



Loose Teeth

87% of working men & women neglect to do this?

87% of working men %26amp; women neglect to do this?


Here r some wrong answer. So dont give the wrong answers to me


1. Work


2. Have Breakfast


3. Cut Their Hair


4. Go For A Holiday


5. Kiss Their Spouse


6. Service Their Car


7. Floss Their Teeth


8. Have Lunch


9. Smile


10. Say Good Morning


11. Exercise


12. Health Awareness


13. Wash Their Vehicles


14. Don't Speak To Their Parents.


15. Forgot To Hug Their Parents.





16. Give Money To Parents


17. No Proper Financial Planning


18. Make Their Bed


19. Brush Their Teeth At Night


20. Leavng Your Handphones On During Meetings


21. Eat As A Family


22. Keep Their Goals/New Years Resolution


23. Polish Their Shoes


24. Clean Up Their Work Desk


25. Submit Their Income Taxes


26. Drink A Cup Of Water After Waking Up


27. Go For Their Medical Check Up


28. Pray


29. Taking A Shower





Pls do give me ur answer in dis 3 days. Thx . It is for a good cost

87% of working men %26amp; women neglect to do this?
Leave work at work.
Reply:Shave
Reply:exercise



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How do you tell your parents that your a cross dresser?

My question is how do you tell your parents that your a cross dresser? I don’t really care about my old man, but mom…I don’t know how she would take it. I know that the first thing she would wonder is “are you gay”…and like most x-dressers I’m not, I just like lipstick, fingernail polish, and shoes. But I have no idea how I would convincer of this. I’m almost convinced I have to be drunk to tell her (you know liquid courage). Anyway, any advice?

How do you tell your parents that your a cross dresser?
why say anything my rule is the less people know the better
Reply:Would you sincerely like to live as a woman for at least part of the time, or is this just a fetish that you enjoy?





Assuming you meant the first one, I would think that the best way to tell her would just be to let it out. First say it plainly, then elaborate as needed. If your mom is like most people, she's going to need a lot of explanations, as most people don't understand the need to identify with the opposite sex, let alone both at once. You might even have to explain it to her several times. But if you say it as simply as you possibly can, hopefully she'll at least be able to process it a little more smoothly. Just be absolutely honest with her, and explain that this is something that is going to make you happy and that makes sense in your life, even if it doesn't make sense in hers.





But assuming you meant the second question, that this is just something you do for fun, does she really need to know? I mean, I sometimes feel I have a close and personal relationship with my vibrator, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be telling my mom all about the special drawer in my nightstand anytime soon. There are just some things that parents really don't want to know about their kids.
Reply:U don't, as far as I'm concerned. Unless ur gay as well and feel like tellin em then go ahead, but I wouldn't.
Reply:it depends, if you just stay in when you do it, then why tell them?





its not like its really there business anways...
Reply:Just don't tell.
Reply:tell them it makes you feel happy and good.. that you want them to accept you because you need not have to worry that this would bother them.. that you want to be happy and not disgrace them..
Reply:Don't do it drunk, that's about the worst way you could go, as far as giving your mom negative feelings about the whole business right off the bat. Sit her down and tell her basically what you just told us: "I am a crossdresser, and that means that I like wearing women's clothes and feeling pretty. Like most crossdressers, I am a heterosexual. gendered clothes have very little connection to sexual orientation." Etc. If you have any explanatory literature on hand, give her that when you tell her, so she can read about all the same things that you've just told her. Sometimes people accept things better in an official-looking written document than out loud.





Good luck!



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My Mom Found?

A jar of vaseline and dirty magazines under my bed...Now she wants to know what i been doing with the vaseline....I told her i use it to polish my shoes.....Honest thats what i use it for...But she doesnt believe me, What should i tell her?

My Mom Found?
LOL





Haha





Well, if thats the truth then keep telling her
Reply:just tell the truth, its perfectly normal for teenage boys to have dirty magazines, she will proberly dismiss it after a while, about the vaseline... i wouldnt worry about it, what ever she thinks youve done with it is in her imagination, if you have used it for your shoes and she doesnt believe you im sure she will forget soon enough.
Reply:Ummm.. you use it to polish your shoes... but you couldn't find a better place to store it then under your bed with your porno magazines?





Stick to your original story. But don't stress it. Masturbation is completely natural.





How awkward is that she's gonna see that and be like.. oh what's this for? I think any other parent would kinda just be like... oh ummmm oh okay. This is pretty much hilarious.
Reply:umm...vaseline stimulates hair so it helps hair to grow, so tell your mum that you are trying to get some chest hair(i dunno?)





but i think you should just stick wit the truth. ^


I


but if that dosen't work.-----------------------------------...





there's always plan 2.
Reply:Keep to your story if it is true and ask what she would use it for. You might also ask her if she trusts you. Although, other uses are totally natural, if you know what I mean.
Reply:show her how you polish your shoes with vaseline. If you've polished your shoes daily or weekly, then it'll be like a routine to show in front of your mom.
Reply:I don't know how old you are but young men do need their own space.


She shouldn't be poking around in your room if you are old enough to buy those magazines on your own.
Reply:If you're over 18- she shouldn't interfere
Reply:Show her how shiny your shoes are.
Reply:Thats funny to me.
Reply:tell her if it was ky jelly she shud worry
Reply:show her what you really use
Reply:why?


what does she think you have done with it?



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Sometimes I miss the old days - the 1950s - when women wore nice flowery frocks, baked cakes and behaved well?

They would cook and clean and stay at home looking after children and meet occasionally for afternoon tea





They would make sure dinner was ready for the husband and iron his shirts and lovingly polish his shoes for work and cater to his needs both in and out of the bedroom and bear his children and look after them.





I think the world has gone to pot since that all changed





What do you think?

Sometimes I miss the old days - the 1950s - when women wore nice flowery frocks, baked cakes and behaved well?
And the mothers little helpers were not the children.The Rolling Stones speak of this in their lyrics. Maybe the gals are worn out by now. Staying home, cooking, cleaning, aftrenoon tea %26amp; gossip are of yesterday, not now. Sorry to say but women have discovered the world outside the home %26amp; have learned that their financial income is just as helpful.
Reply:I miss the days when I lived in Fairyland, riding my unicorn and playing with pixies.





Oh wait, that wasn't real either ...
Reply:I'm glad women have been liberated because they can choose to live that lifestyle if they wish, and if not live differnetly.
Reply:i kinda agree, but women didnt have much rights then.
Reply:The 1950s were not like that for the vast majority. Women have *always* worked outside the home, because very many families couldn't afford anything else. Most still can't.
Reply:Ah, yes, but let's talk about what is expected of the MAN (in return for the 1950's housewife)!





I expect him to be able to put up a quarter mile of fencing after breakfast, but BEFORE lunch. He must be able to fix any car, truck, tractor, airplane, helicopter, or wind turbine.





I expect good carpentry skills as well, and strong sheds and shelters to be built at my request. He need to be able to install new electrical outlets where I need them, as well as install dishwashers, and tile the floor.





He should be over six feet tall, and able to make love like....well that's none of your business.





I expect him to buy a bundle of twenty, 7 foot steel fence posts at an auction, and pick them up and walk off to the truck with them.....a feat that shows such physical strength, the auctionneer actually stops in the middle of the next item he's auctioning and comments on his strenghth, and makes me blush by commenting to me, "That's your man!"





The man must be kind and have endless kindness for animals and small children. The man has to be willing to fight to protect me if needed, yet completely free of any petty insecurities, such as jealousy.





He needs to read as much as I do, and have a lifelong desire to learn new things and ideas.





In order to have me be willing to "submit" to his will and leadership, he must have proven himself capible of having my complete trust in his decisions. He cannot break my trust by lying, being sneaky, underhanded, or making bad decisions, especially major financial ones.





Of course it (almost) goes without saying he must be a good provider, and earn a good wage to be able to aford to keep a wife, house (and farm) in a 1950's lifestye.





In return, he gets a wife who's a fantastic cook (completely from scratch), is willing to look after hearth, home, and farm.





Someone who looks to her relationship and marriage with her spouse above ALL other people and activities. I iron the clothes, heck, I even know how to mend clothes....or even make clothes (and quilts) from scratch!





I don't polish his shoes, but I do apply the grease to make the leather boots waterproof...and trust me that stuff reaks to high heaven!





I don nice "frocks" when the occassion is right....heck I even wear the June Cleaver aprons ! No pearl necklace though...instead I wear a silver chain, with a silver locket, which has a lock of my husbands hair....the locket rests just over my heart.





Not only will I cook from scratch, but I'll even can food, and tend the garden (vegtable) and the orchard.





Remember though....a woman has ever right to CHOOSE how she wishes to live (at least in the U.S.A.). I CHOOSE, of my own free will to live a bit like a 1950's housewife (actually more like an 1800's farmwife, but with electricity), because I've found a man completely worthy of thise kind of lifestyle, and who returns my time and attentions, and puts forth just as much effort into the relationship as I do.





So I'm just currious, but what makes YOU think you are worthy of having such a wonderful and devoted wife? Do you believe YOU are actually worthy of such trust from a woman? What leadership skills have you ever shown?





~Garnet


Homesteading/Farming over 20 years





OMG your gay! LMAO! I supose you actually want a husband like mine, huh? Why do you even care if women are no longer the stay home June Cleaver type? Do you expect your male partner to stay home and take care of the house....or to go out and be an equal wage earner?
Reply:And when blacks were viewed as less than human compared to whites? Ahh, what a lovely time.


::sarcasm::





None of what you wrote really happened. "Leave It To Beaver" is not an accurate discription of how things really were. Turn off your TV and open a history book.





Edit: Oh look, it's my thumbs down fanclub.
Reply:I think women's lib changed all that. Men don't treat women like they did in the '50.





Thanks to women's lib, women want to be treated like men.





We ARE EQUAL--equally important.





Thanks for nothing Women's Lib! ;( ♥





I don't know where you people with "women couldn't get an education...." my GRANDMA went to college. Women just had different interests in those days.





This topic infuriates me! and what is so degrading about raising children?? that's the next generation that will someday be president! Leave that job to a nanny that sometimes cant even speak english?? sheesh
Reply:u sure r some jerk!!! y should it b the guy deciding what the woman does-u sound like u think of a woman/wife as a maid-someone who just does their job...ho about the guys making the women their lunches and the guys cleaning up after the women...


equality!!


but then i dont understand-if women want equality, why do they suck up to all the guys-trutting on their heals, women go through way more uncomfort to impress than men, if we're equal why can't women just be themselves???
Reply:So get a maid/nanny. What is the difference.
Reply:you must be very old





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hm, you're gay. how confusing. you want to live in a time when gay sex was illegal?? (i'm presuming you're a man here). and how do you know what went on between husbands and wives? i'm guessing you got all the above from some romantic novel!
Reply:I don't know if you lived in the 1950's. I didn't, but I studied it enough in history class to tell you that this stereotype wasn't true for most people.
Reply:I don't think I would mind doing that, with a few stipulations. I get to pick the car, I pick out the house, I can buy new appliances when I want them, and new furniture whenever I want. if he can support these, then ok, we'll talk about me being the housewife. otherwise, I'm working, and he's making dinner!
Reply:I LOVE cooking and cleaning! I don't like kids much though............ If my husband made enough money I would totally stay home
Reply:But back then sex was considered a dirty act and not dirty in a good way. So your shirt would be starched but your sex life would be terrible. At the same time I would love to stay home,work and leave all the stresses of life to my husband as long as he provided well enough for me to hire a maid,nanny and cabana boy ....lol j/k
Reply:yeah. and they would leave notes in your lunchbox with 'i love you' or 'have a great day at work'. now, they leave notes but instead of the nice notes its 'make sure you pick up the dry cleaning or no blowjo* tonight' or 'if you dont make that sale and i have to wear that 2 week old gucci dress to your damn mothers again then im leaving you, you lazy bum'.
Reply:Well, good sir, probably because women decided that their needs are just as important as their husband. I think a life where one's only goal is to bear children and please someone else sounds very unfulfilling. Isn't it a bit unfair to request full obedience?





On a lighter note, most women still bake. Praise be to Allah for their sweet, sweet cupcakes :3
Reply:I suppose they also wore pearls and high heels while cleaning house.
Reply:My grandmother's husband became an abusive alcoholic who beat her and terrorized their children. She stayed in an abusive relationship because she didn't know how she would be able to support her 5 children, being a woman in her mid-late 30's with no education or work experience.





We tend to look at the past through rose colored glasses. The 50's wasn't perfect. It was a time of great economic prosperity, but it was also a time of great racism and sexism, when people were being lynched in the south, and when it was perfectly acceptable for a man to rape his wife whenever he wanted to.
Reply:I'm alittle confused if you are gay then why do you care what woman did in the 1950 and also you would not have the freedom to live your lifestyle so why the walk down memory lane?
Reply:Quick, everyone, run for cover!





He's gonna self-destruct!
Reply:It still exists just look for the right women at the right places provided that you are the right type of guy worthy of any of them. A relationship is alll about give and take so if you want to recieve you'll have to give because if she gives then she deserves to recieve.
Reply:Yeah, back when we didn't have a say in politics and barely got an education. That's why it's different now. We have opinions, ideas, and choices.
Reply:Tough luck Charlie. Well-"behaved" women are overrated. If you want a maid who will lovingly do your laundry and shine your shoes, you get to pay her. Good luck with that nostalgia thing you have going on though. Hope that works out for ya.
Reply:Well, as far as I can judge, most men nowadays want their wives to go out to work and earn money, they don't want women to be stay-at-home wives. However, if a stay-at-home wife is what you want, then I daresay you can find plenty of women who are willing to do that, there are still women who like the idea of being stay-at-home wives.





However, I wouldn't necessarily expect her to be such a paragon as the one outlined in your description. I am a stay-at-home wife for instance, but I don't iron my husbands shirts (he prefers to do his own) and I don't clean his shoes, which I regard as his job (he's never asked me to clean them anyway). i'm not particularly fond of wearing flowery frocks either, though I do have a few that I put on in summertime (my husband likes something with a neck he can get his hand down easily).





Not all women are totally dedicated housewives even when they do stay at home - I have a lot of interests of my own for instance, and tend to spend quite some time pursuing them, I am on the computer at this minute for instance, rather than doing cleaning.





Even in the fifties housewives had other interests apart from their husbands and families - there were women's clubs for instance where women used to meet to discuss subjects of interest to them. and I remember from my own childhood, in the sixties, that all the stay-at-home wives in our road used to be in and out of each other's houses quite a lot, drinking coffee and talking, not exactly knocking themselves out doing housework.





I think you need to remember that marriage is supposed to be a partnership. It isn't just about having someone cater to your needs, it's catering to hers as well. Your wife has needs in and out of the bedroom, and you need to think about those. Just because she is a stay-at-home wife won't mean she doesn't have a mind of her own, or needs of her own.





I think the people who say that women couldn't get an education in the fifties are talking rot, all girls went to school in the fifties, and many went to college.
Reply:I think you have a naive and nostalgic notion of life back then.
Reply:just how old are you? i my self could not really say i was not there.
Reply:Yes, very polite - quietly quietly with the tranquilisers... :-)



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Worth at least a smile?

A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."





The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?"





"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "The undertaker."

Worth at least a smile?
Yes, that is funny, I have seen it numerous times, and it is still funny.... but not 100% true..


SOME MEN ARE BOSS IN THEIR HOUSE..





(My wife told me to say this)
Reply:cute
Reply:FINALLY, A GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO
Reply:Nice little smile here. Poor guy.
Reply:LOL
Reply:smiles really laughter thats funny
Reply:Yes.
Reply:thanks for the laugh
Reply:hahaha....... nice going there......... men are losers........
Reply:worth 2 smiles
Reply:LOL. I love this one! LOL.





Have a great day!
Reply:its funny





sounds like me and my wife with the roles reversed





i found out yesterday there actually are rooms to rent for like $350 in or near Boston, I think if somebody calls who is female and over 30, I'm gonna take it, if she don't like me, maybe her friend might
Reply:CUTE. Well,I'm smiling. = ) can you see it?
Reply:Barely. Too American, guy underdog style. Women just don't know their place anymore, and TV sitcoms are aggravating that until the female population actually buys into that crap...
Reply:good 1
Reply:HA HA HA Ahh!! sound like something i'd say to my husband if he came home like that.



skin tone

Halloween accesories?

I'm going to be a "Sparkling Spiderella". So far I have,


a black dress w/ sleeves that hang down


a big collar thing


dark eye shadow


fake black fingernails


red nail polish


black shoes


hair in high ponytail curled up on my head w/ plastic spiders in it





What else? Help!

Halloween accesories?
A black glittery boa with spiders on it.
Reply:If your hair is dark the spiders might be hard to see so some fake webs would help them be seen
Reply:buy some glitter to put on ur chest and under ur eyes. also wear black or red heels and black or red lipstick. have fun!
Reply:let's see:


Black hair wig


spidery attitude


and


HALLOWEEN SPIRIT!!!
Reply:Maybe you can get some ideas here: http://www.halloweencanteen.com/Hallowee...





Good luck!
Reply:i think thats enogh!
Reply:I think you need a sparkly web



tanning

I have a deal working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the same wages w

i have a deal working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the same wages without overtime %26amp; allowence.


my bosses still ask me to polish there shoes. back the family needs me more.if i leave this job i ve to wait 1 or 2 months to get a new job house rent daily expences i m getting deppresed what sod i do plz advice i wants to take a decision.it is a private job driving a mercedise for my bosses but they ask me to work like a houseboy too unlimited work hours at last they pay me 200$ only i live in mumbai India.

I have a deal working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the same wages w
I'd say, continue working there, since you don't have anything else lined up yet, but continue searching for other employment at the same time.



tanning

I have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the wages?

I have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the wages?


i have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the same wages and without overtime %26amp; allowence my bosses still ask me to polish there shoes looking back at the family needs me more.if i leave this job i ve to wait 1 or 2 months to get a new job house rent daily expences i m getting deppresed what sod i do plz advice i wants to take a decision

I have a deal of working for fifteen days only but now they r asking to work for whole month on the wages?
The truth is that you have not clarified your situation as to where you live and what is your actual job. My advice would be to start looking for another job and leave at the first chance you get .



skin tags

D dirty joke...?

a guy polishes his shoes, and shines them to wear for a date.


he took her dancing, while dancing he said."oh you are wearing a red underpants today huh". the girl was shocked, who he knows..


the next time they went dancing, she wore a green panties, and the guy said oh u went green today, nice...


girl so surpriced and curious, how..


next time they went dancing, girl decides to go commondo. she was smiling, lookin at the guy's face in shocked, said hey u r not going to guess the color of my underpant today..and


and the gyu said ya waite.. im just woundering how come tere's a whole in my shoe...

D dirty joke...?
lol funny...he's concern huh...thatz tell more about him ...funny
Reply:hehe.........funny
Reply:ha ha!
Reply:good one.
Reply:lol!!!!!!!!!!!11
Reply:haha that's terrible!!
Reply:hahahaha. funny!


lol
Reply:lol
Reply:lololololol



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Plez help!!!!?

Hi pals


I’m 17 ,my mother died when I was 5 ,I never knew my dad I heard he died when I was around when I was 10.


Since when my mum died I’ve been thrown from one relative to another, I know those who’ve been in that knows what its like,


Currently I am staying with my half brother.


I do not like staying with him he is selfish, He cares about nothing but himself,


He always scolds at me over nothing and this week he said


I should move out soon as I finish my exam and look for some were to stay


because I did not polish his shoes which he gave me to polish in the middle of the night when I was asleep.


I am finishing my exam in less than two weeks and I do not have any were to go.





Guys I am looking for some one who can adopt me, some one from USA


However, considering my age I do not think there is someone who will be wiling adopts me.


I am afraid I am going to hurt my self or even take my life away if I remain like this.





Therefore, my question is what can I do?


How and were can I find some a loving family who can adopt me?


In addition, if you know someone please help me.

Plez help!!!!?
Try to go to a local mission or church to help you. Try to find a home there if it is not over crowded. There is no reason to hurt yourself. I'm from the U.S. but I can't do anything right now. Try talking to the catholic church in the area, go on line and find where a church or mission is in your area and ask for help. Maybe you can look into finding a foster family through the church. Don't give up. Have faith. Look to the church for help.
Reply:i am so so sorry that you have had to go through this i am not sure if you can get addopted havent you got a care worker or anyone else that will look after you and take care of you? i know you are having a bad time but please dont hurt yourself as this will only cause you more pain then you need at the moment so see if there is anyone you can talk to and take care
Reply:listen cant you stay with a friends im sure 1 of them will let you stay! just untill you can sort yourself out i suggest you tell a teacher b/c they can help a lot ok promise me u will tell a teacher (female)
Reply:its a big problem ok f i were u i will go and find a work and cheap place 2 live in (alone)with out any help study hard prove ur self as a man and be an important person
Reply:Hie Chuthy. Well to me it is better for you to try to move out from the house and asking him for another week on whereby you can finds a better job and from there you can find a proper job and also find a place to stay in whereby you can rent at a family place whom is giving a room to rent and when you have found it then it is good that you keep moving with your job and from there you can come up. About your half brother it is hard for him to wake you up to just polish his shoe and when you were sleeping and it is bad for him to do so, besides when all this while when you are staying with him he should appreciate on the work in all this while you are doing, and also he should at least sit and talk to you and try to solve things out and not just dump you out of the house due to just not polishing his shoe and this something dumb of him doing so. If he keep doing it then it is better for you to go and talk to his elder people in the house. Anyway I am so sorry for what has happen to your parents. Try this and hope it might help you......................





ALL THE BEST.....................



skin rash

How to remove latex paint from leather?

Paint is a day old (dry). It's on my leather shoes and gloves. Is there anything I can do? Goo gone? Something else? This is regular wall latex paint (that you normally wash off with water while its wet). Maybe I can polish the shoes and hide the paint? Help?! Thanks!

How to remove latex paint from leather?
Goo Gone works better on glues and stuff like that.





I've had better results with paint using Goof Off. I've seen two kinds at the hardware store, a pure chemical version (flammible and dangerous if it touches the skin) this stuff will take off anything. And there's a "safe" spray bottle kind that works best on paint that has only dried for an hour or two, but with some scrubbing it will slowly break down the paint.





It even specifies latex paint on the lable. I would try the stuff on a tiny spot just in case it eats away at the leather.





Have you tried scraping the paint off your leather? If it's tanned leather, not suede, the latex might come off with your finger nail.





Good luck!
Reply:try a little alcohol...... or white vinegar.... if both don't work.. then i guess you'd have to say good-bye..





:)
Reply:You might want to try some mineral spirits or Goo Gone. Try either in an inconspicuous area where if it alters the color of the leather, it won't show. You can always polish or re-dye if it messes anything up. Good luck!
Reply:Very Carefully!
Reply:You may want to try a simple wet cloth to moisten the effected areas and once saturated take a NON sharp knife (like a butter knife) and see if you can pluck some of the paint off... There is a cleaner that may help Its called No Bull Leather cleaner. Its the best I ever found.. Its on ebay and http://advancedleatherrepair.com
Reply:try white spirits it removes paint put a little on a cloth and rub gently



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110 Funniest things to do in an elavator! Could you please give me some feedback!?

1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.





2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.





3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.





4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.





5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".





6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.





7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.





8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.





9) Shave.





10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"





11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.





12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off





13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.





14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"





15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.





16) One word: Flatulence!





17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.





18) Do Tai Chi exercises.





19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"





20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"





21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.





22) Meow occasionally.











23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.





24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"





25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.





26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.





27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.





28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.





29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.





30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"





31) Leave a box between the doors.





32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.





33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.





34) Start a sing-along.





35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"





36) Play the harmonica.





37) Say "Ding!" at each floor.





38) Lean against the button panel.





39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.





40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.





41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."





42) Bring a chair along.





43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"





44) Blow spit bubbles.





45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.





46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."





47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.





48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.





49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.





50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."





51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"





52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"





53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes





53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.





54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "******* headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"





55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea





56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you





57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax





58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"





59) Have sex with your imaginary friend





60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you





61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"





62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia





63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"





64) Perform a striptease





65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"





66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever





67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.





68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"





69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.





70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"





71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor





72)Paint the walls of the lift.





73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.





74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"





75) Get back to nature - go in naked





76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"





77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"





78) Serve tea and coffee





79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont





80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.





81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too





82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right





83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.





84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50





85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"





86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency





87) Yodel





88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"





89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.





90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.





91) Try breakdancing





92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"





93) Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".





94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.





95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"





96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."





97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"





98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.





99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"





100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.





101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.





102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.





103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.





104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.





105) Release cockroaches and rats or doves.





106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.





107) Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.





108) Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.





109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'





110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

110 Funniest things to do in an elavator! Could you please give me some feedback!?
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Reply:Ridiculous....top ten things to do instead of answering dumb questions (that aren't really even questions)..........
Reply:u so did not make this
Reply:I love your questions like this!!! I read this whole LONG thing. I wish I was actually daring enough to do any of these things in an elavater. LOL. =)
Reply:you are too free.
Reply:i don't have time to do all that and anyways that is crazy and lame to do i just stand and wait patently freak
Reply:You didn't make it. You copied that other persons question.
Reply:OMG I JUST SAT HERE LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT WHILE MY MOTHER STARED AT ME, ASKING WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!! FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! HA great job!
Reply:Hahahah this was my favorite -








12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off





GOOD JOB .
Reply:Don't listen to them! You did a great job making these! I was cracking up! I told my friend about them and we were both crying/laughing! They are funny!





The other people had mean comments because they just were probably bored, and this is probably not what they do and stuff. I thought it was funny because I am very random myself! lol





Great jobbb!!!=]
Reply:That was pretty entertaining thanks.
Reply:I just open up my umbrella.
Reply:The first few are okay but I can't be bothered reading anymore sorry. Your question is too long!
Reply:haha, this is really funny! it just made my day =)
Reply:You didn't make this up, but it is still hilarious!
Reply:who said she made it, jus read it and respond, jerks...
Reply:wow, you need to GET A LIFE



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Do you notice peoples shoes and try to determine something about their personality from them?

This came up in a tip on interviewing. I did the right thing and polished my shoes up and snipped any loose threads but I'm wondering if any of you have noticed other's shoes and deduced something (either correctly or incorrectly) about their personality.

Do you notice peoples shoes and try to determine something about their personality from them?
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Reply:No, I just look at it if I like it and that's it.
Reply:kind of. its not that i think of them as a bad person, but the types of shoes u wear do reflect back on ur personality a little bit; like ur likes and dislikes, if u have expensive shoes u might be a little more shallow than someone who has sneakers or just cute ballet flats on. and someone who always wears flipflops id see as an easygoin fun kind of person
Reply:oh most definetly!
Reply:I just did that tonight while I was standing in line at Wal -mart. The woman in front of me in line was buying about 20 pairs of shoes because they were only $1 each. ...so while I waited I checked out her shoes...lol..and she was only wearing cheap tennis shoes.
Reply:Yup! Shoes show how much you think of yourself and how well you dress. People who wear sneakers to an interview are really not interest in getting the job. You must dress for success and coordinate properly.



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Perfect Timing. You're Just Like Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."





Passenger: "Who?"





Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."





Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."





Passenger "Wow, some guy then."





Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."





Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."





Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."





Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"





Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."

Perfect Timing. You're Just Like Frank?
Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not
Reply:lol so funny
Reply:lol
Reply:that's funny hahaha lol you deserve a star
Reply:Stop it!!!! Lol
Reply:Ahahaha! That's a Beaut! LOL.





Great Joke! LOL.
Reply:fhurter..lmao!nice!lol
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Where did you get that one? It drug out just a little to long but i'd give it a 7/10!
Reply:Very good.





Was not expecting that punch line - but very good
Reply:yeah i agree.. a bit long... but that was funny as crap...yayyyyyyyyy finally a funny joke on here!!!!!!!!!
Reply:lol, that was classic ... ... ...
Reply:haha funny



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Who knows a Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going


by.


%26gt;


%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're


just


%26gt;like Frank."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Who?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all


the


%26gt;time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like


that


%26gt;to Frank - every single time."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won


the


%26gt;Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an


opera


%26gt;baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him


play


%26gt;the piano."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He


could


%26gt;remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to


%26gt;order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not


like me.


%26gt;I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


%26gt;traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good


and


%26gt;never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing


was


%26gt;always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."


%26gt;

Who knows a Frank?
hahaha ;) But how did he die??
Reply:oh sorry, Thats funny though1!!! :D:D:D Report It

Reply:I've heard it too.
Reply:i like it. it made me lol, even though it wasnt dirty.
Reply:lol nice one and tks for the smile
Reply:good one
Reply:To be completely frank with you.(if you will excuse the pun),it was a good joke.


Keep them coming!
Reply:good...and thanks for my 2 points, I'm building them up now for tomorrow's jokes
Reply:Thats pretty funny...
Reply:heeheehee
Reply:Gotta be the best I've heard for ages.
Reply:LOL
Reply:I like that one.
Reply:Very good
Reply:heard it..
Reply:Got bored half way down, too long.................
Reply:poor cabbie
Reply:Still laughing 5 minutes later
Reply:hilarious
Reply:****
Reply:heard it
Reply:yes i do %26gt;he's always on time to events
Reply:Haha, Good one. I liked it!



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The Frank Feldman Story?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.


%26gt;








%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just


%26gt; like Frank.'





%26gt; Passenger: 'Who?'








%26gt; Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.


%26gt; Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to


%26gt; Frank Feldman every single time.'





%26gt; Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody..'


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won


%26gt; the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an


%26gt; opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard


%26gt; him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'








%26gt; Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember


%26gt; everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and


%26gt; which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change


%26gt; a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do


%26gt; everything right.'





%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'


%26gt;





%26gt; Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


%26gt; traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank,


%26gt; he never made a mistake,and he really knew how to treat a woman and make


%26gt; her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the


%26gt; wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -


%26gt; he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure


%26gt; up to Frank Feldman.'


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f...ing


%26gt; widow.'

The Frank Feldman Story?
i love it thank you and heres a star
Reply:Sounds like Frank was great at absolutely everything... except staying alive.
Reply:lol that was funny one star for you.
Reply:The cabbie should tell his wife to be happy, at least he is still alive.
Reply:lol...hilarious!





you made my day...thanks for sharing...original too...





have a star!



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Does this happen ?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."





Passenger: "Who?"





Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Fieldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the grand-slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."





Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me - I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Fieldman, he could do everything right."





Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."





Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Fieldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f---ing widow."

Does this happen ?
Ha ha ha! Lol! ;~)
Reply:That's great! Put a smile on my face. Thanks. Have a star!
Reply:♥♥♥♥ it nice 1
Reply:cool
Reply:best storry
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Hahaz ;)
Reply:Bless!


the cabbie could never get anything right!


=D
Reply:i like, i like!





very funny!!!





i hope this doesn't happen!!!





it would be terrible if someone that perfect actually existed!!!!





lol!!!





cheers!!!
Reply:have a star thats funny lol



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Frank Feldman?

There's a lesson here.


A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. "Passenger: "Who?"


Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."


Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: "There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."


Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."


Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."


Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his friggin' widow."

Frank Feldman?
Too long.
Reply:Long but funny! Good story! 10!
Reply:lol



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Taxi!.........?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.





He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all thetime. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened likethat to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have wonthe Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like anopera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heardhim play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer . Couldremember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods toorder and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the wholestreet blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. ButFrank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a womanand make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and hisclothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was theperfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up toFrank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f**kingwidow."

Taxi!.........?
thats the best one of the day,have a star
Reply:Ha if he was so perfect why did he die
Reply:GREAT question!! You have just officially made my weekend!


Have a star!;)
Reply:When do we laugh?
Reply:lol, good one
Reply:haha...the wife always compare them and of course she'll be on Frank's side... just to hurt her husband's feeling...
Reply:Very good I liked it!!!




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Taxie Talk?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."





Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."





Cabbie: "There's more; he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix%26gt; anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.





But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.





But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too -- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his flippin' widow.

Taxie Talk?
I've dated three widowers - Never again!


The late wife is always a saint - and you have to hear about her too often. Blessings to all the widows and widowers, but I think I'll stay with the "victims" of divorce!
Reply:hehe very funny
Reply:long but good lol
Reply:Wow, dude has lost his senses because of Perfect Frank.
Reply:Lol I heard this one before but it's still as good as ever thanks for the laugh and the two points!
Reply:hahahaha



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Jokie joke joke.?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."


Passenger: "Who?"





Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.


He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger:"Sounds like he was something really special".





Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."








Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."





Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me; I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up o Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well now... I never actually met Frank. I Just made the mistake of marrying his widow.

Jokie joke joke.?
My ex's second wife used to tell everyone that about me.





Funny thing, he never treated me that way, or I might have stayed!!!
Reply:WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
Reply:That was great! I didn't see that one coming %26amp; usually I do. May I add you to my contacts?
Reply:ha lol



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