The Frank Feldman Story?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.


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%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just


%26gt; like Frank.'





%26gt; Passenger: 'Who?'








%26gt; Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.


%26gt; Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to


%26gt; Frank Feldman every single time.'





%26gt; Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody..'


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%26gt; Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won


%26gt; the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an


%26gt; opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard


%26gt; him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'








%26gt; Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.


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%26gt; Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember


%26gt; everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and


%26gt; which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change


%26gt; a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do


%26gt; everything right.'





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%26gt; Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'


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%26gt; Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


%26gt; traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank,


%26gt; he never made a mistake,and he really knew how to treat a woman and make


%26gt; her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the


%26gt; wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -


%26gt; he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure


%26gt; up to Frank Feldman.'


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%26gt; Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'


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%26gt; Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f...ing


%26gt; widow.'

The Frank Feldman Story?
i love it thank you and heres a star
Reply:Sounds like Frank was great at absolutely everything... except staying alive.
Reply:lol that was funny one star for you.
Reply:The cabbie should tell his wife to be happy, at least he is still alive.
Reply:lol...hilarious!





you made my day...thanks for sharing...original too...





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