Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Jokie joke joke.?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."


Passenger: "Who?"





Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.


He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger:"Sounds like he was something really special".





Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."








Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."





Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me; I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up o Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well now... I never actually met Frank. I Just made the mistake of marrying his widow.

Jokie joke joke.?
My ex's second wife used to tell everyone that about me.





Funny thing, he never treated me that way, or I might have stayed!!!
Reply:WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
Reply:That was great! I didn't see that one coming %26amp; usually I do. May I add you to my contacts?
Reply:ha lol



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