My Mom Found?

A jar of vaseline and dirty magazines under my bed...Now she wants to know what i been doing with the vaseline....I told her i use it to polish my shoes.....Honest thats what i use it for...But she doesnt believe me, What should i tell her?

My Mom Found?
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Well, if thats the truth then keep telling her
Reply:just tell the truth, its perfectly normal for teenage boys to have dirty magazines, she will proberly dismiss it after a while, about the vaseline... i wouldnt worry about it, what ever she thinks youve done with it is in her imagination, if you have used it for your shoes and she doesnt believe you im sure she will forget soon enough.
Reply:Ummm.. you use it to polish your shoes... but you couldn't find a better place to store it then under your bed with your porno magazines?





Stick to your original story. But don't stress it. Masturbation is completely natural.





How awkward is that she's gonna see that and be like.. oh what's this for? I think any other parent would kinda just be like... oh ummmm oh okay. This is pretty much hilarious.
Reply:umm...vaseline stimulates hair so it helps hair to grow, so tell your mum that you are trying to get some chest hair(i dunno?)





but i think you should just stick wit the truth. ^


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there's always plan 2.
Reply:Keep to your story if it is true and ask what she would use it for. You might also ask her if she trusts you. Although, other uses are totally natural, if you know what I mean.
Reply:show her how you polish your shoes with vaseline. If you've polished your shoes daily or weekly, then it'll be like a routine to show in front of your mom.
Reply:I don't know how old you are but young men do need their own space.


She shouldn't be poking around in your room if you are old enough to buy those magazines on your own.
Reply:If you're over 18- she shouldn't interfere
Reply:Show her how shiny your shoes are.
Reply:Thats funny to me.
Reply:tell her if it was ky jelly she shud worry
Reply:show her what you really use
Reply:why?


what does she think you have done with it?



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