Perfect Timing. You're Just Like Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."





Passenger: "Who?"





Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."





Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."





Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."





Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."





Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."





Passenger "Wow, some guy then."





Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."





Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."





Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."





Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"





Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."





Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"





Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."

Perfect Timing. You're Just Like Frank?
Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not
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Great Joke! LOL.
Reply:fhurter..lmao!nice!lol
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Where did you get that one? It drug out just a little to long but i'd give it a 7/10!
Reply:Very good.





Was not expecting that punch line - but very good
Reply:yeah i agree.. a bit long... but that was funny as crap...yayyyyyyyyy finally a funny joke on here!!!!!!!!!
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