The perverts new shoes?

A man in a nightclub gets a woman up to dance, he gets up close looks down at his highly polished shoes and sees the reflection of the womans panties, winks and says, "you've got the pink ones on tonight gorgeous" she blushes and runs from the dance floor, he dances with another lady, looks down at his shoes, winks and says "you've got the black frilly ones on tonight darlin' she also blushes %26amp; runs off. The girls are chatting in the washroom, their friend says "i'll fool him" she takes off her panties puts them in her purse and gets him up to dance. The man again moves in close looks down at the reflection and sighs "oh no £100 for a pair of shoes and they've got a crack in them already"....

The perverts new shoes?
very good Must remember not to put so much spit %26amp; shine on my husband´s shoes.
Reply:lol
Reply:very good!
Reply:that is hilarious!
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I GET IT!!!
Reply:Ha ha ha ha. Nice one. Also could have been funny if he moved up to the next girl and ran off cause of the funny bulge he noticed.....
Reply:ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omgoodness!!
Reply:hahaha...lmao!! i love those shoes...:D
Reply:lol
Reply:LOL. Heard it before, but it's still funny.





Who was the girl, Britney Spears, Linsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton?
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply:lmfao!!! very cool!
Reply:i like this one
Reply:WAS IT A NASTY GASH ON HIS FOOT ???...........LOL
Reply:made me laugh
Reply:Was it Jade Goody? She needs the money
Reply:Good joke,it made me laugh.



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