Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Who knows a Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going


by.


%26gt;


%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're


just


%26gt;like Frank."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Who?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all


the


%26gt;time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like


that


%26gt;to Frank - every single time."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won


the


%26gt;Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an


opera


%26gt;baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him


play


%26gt;the piano."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He


could


%26gt;remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to


%26gt;order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not


like me.


%26gt;I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


%26gt;traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good


and


%26gt;never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing


was


%26gt;always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."


%26gt;


%26gt; Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"


%26gt;


%26gt; Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."


%26gt;

Who knows a Frank?
hahaha ;) But how did he die??
Reply:oh sorry, Thats funny though1!!! :D:D:D Report It

Reply:I've heard it too.
Reply:i like it. it made me lol, even though it wasnt dirty.
Reply:lol nice one and tks for the smile
Reply:good one
Reply:To be completely frank with you.(if you will excuse the pun),it was a good joke.


Keep them coming!
Reply:good...and thanks for my 2 points, I'm building them up now for tomorrow's jokes
Reply:Thats pretty funny...
Reply:heeheehee
Reply:Gotta be the best I've heard for ages.
Reply:LOL
Reply:I like that one.
Reply:Very good
Reply:heard it..
Reply:Got bored half way down, too long.................
Reply:poor cabbie
Reply:Still laughing 5 minutes later
Reply:hilarious
Reply:****
Reply:heard it
Reply:yes i do %26gt;he's always on time to events
Reply:Haha, Good one. I liked it!



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