Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Italian groom/ German bride- marriage......?

After the large wedding and the Italian groom carries his new 'German' wife over the threshold....he proceeds to lay down the RULES....


I shall drink when i want with my buddies-where i want- and stay out as late as i want without a question from your mouth! i want all meals served on time even if i come home late or not at all from work. I will go out to poker on impulse if im invited and i will never hear a word from your mouth and you will treat me like a king at all times and even polish my shoes without me asking....am i UNDERSTOOD?


His new wife sweetly responds.." I understand dear...ill just have you know that....there will of course be sex here every night at 7 if youre home or not"

Italian groom/ German bride- marriage......?
Wonderful...Women are tired of being dependent on men. It is high time we also have our say... Timberlake will say what goes around always comes back around...
Reply:Hahahaha! Good one for a Sunday! :)
Reply:Good girl, that's the way to do it ,hit them back and be more clever than they think they are, bossy man. Who does he think he is?.Typical selfish,know it all husband, isn't he?.Lol.lol.lol.
Reply:haha, funny one :)
Reply:Now thats what i call a happy marriage



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