When I was Little?

I believed that spaghetti grew in fields, my Dad told me tales of the beautiful sounds of spaghetti swaying in the breeze, I believed that Kiwi shoe polish was made from Kiwis, boys had boy babies and girls had girl babies and that you got pregnant by kissing, what did you believe?

When I was Little?
That God was in heaven, sitting on His throne, with the angels flying their wings around Him! That He was a middle-aged man wearing white clothes and was clean-shaven! Anthropomorphism!! LOL!!!





That Jesus permitted his followers to eat pork and drink alcohol. Blasphemy! LOL!!





That women had no sexual desires; unlike men...and that women accepted men's attractions only because it made the women proud and socially prestigious!!!





That my living great-grandmother had no parents; that she was the beginning!





That Americans were kind people who loved truth and justice!!!
Reply:hmmm... theres quite a few my dad convinced me were real but nothing like yours. Theres vampires, aligator man, ghosts, Power Rangers, The Headless Horsemen, and the evil Boogie man.





oh and then theres my old friend who was blowing bubbles one day and she told me and my sis that we couldnt let them pop becuase there were little fairies inside. She made us feel so bad because we couldnt save any. She let us believe that for years without telling us.





and then theres the seed thing... if you eat a watermelon, apple whatever and you end up eating a seed itll grow inside of you.
Reply:My parents led us to believe that people who came round looking at our house which was for sale, were from the 'Children's Home' and were visiting us to see if we were 'good'. I can still picture me and my brothers sat petrified in bed whilst these people looked at the bedroom!





How BAD was that?!!





My parents were clearly 'lacking' in the parental skills department!





I'm happy to say none of it ever rubbed off on me!





Your Dad sounds great! I was with you in those spaghetti fields!! Aaaahhh! Lovely!!
Reply:Your Dad is a very wise man.
Reply:when i asked my dad where money came from he said there was a money tree in the back garden but he never did tell me which one it was ..............? doh
Reply:when i was little i thought Even i could fly like the birds
Reply:Your dad was right about spaghetti swaying in the breeze. It started as corn or wheat then it is ground and made into strips to make spaghetti and macaroni. You could be right about kiwi shoe polish being made by kiwis but not the bird but maybe by a newzealander. When a couple get married they would hope to bring up a family and the young man would hope for a boy child to follow in his footsteps. The young woman would usualy hope for a girl child. Kissing is part of love making and bring on sex. It's all very logical.
Reply:That if I played with myself I would get pregnant.
Reply:Spaghetti DOES grow in fields - TRUE.





watch the video on this page - the BBC wouldn't lie to you.





http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates...
Reply:I believed that Teddy Ruxbin was real, and that I had tea with him every time I ate at Mcdonald's (no lie lol). I believed that if I ate too much birthday cake I would become a giant, and I didn't want to be.
Reply:that i was pretty
Reply:There was a fairy tooth.Last night watched a horror it was about a fairy tooth who murdered anyone who seen her face.
Reply:I believed that you eventually would find your prince charming and live happily ever after..lol Booooo... not true for everyone!.. so mad...lol
Reply:I believed that babies got milk from their mommies and coffee from their daddies. (My dad still teases me about it. Liar! ;-)
Reply:I believed Wetherby in North Yorkshire was by the sea because it had a fish and chip shop called the Wetherby Whaler. I could never understand why we drove 100 miles to the coast when we could just pop down to Wetherby.





I also believed (thanks to some truly devious parents) that the house alarm sensors were Santa Cam. This is one I may reuse....
Reply:yeah a lot of Appalachia whites believe that
Reply:That our Minister Dr. Bagwell was prejudice. He gave several sermons on disarmament saying we needed to get rid of all the atomic "bums". I didn't understand what disarmament or atomic meant but how could he believe "distroying" the homeless be in "God's plan of peace and love"?
Reply:I believed that Liberal Democrats had the country's best interests at heart. But sadly, that too was soon revealed to be a fairy tale.
Reply:OMG I think your parents must have been friends of mine, i got the same stories, and when it was thunder and lightening, it was cos the angles had been having a party and rolling the empty beer barrels around xx The lightening obviously fireworks xx
Reply:I believed that TV companies had to make shows upsidedown and backwards in order for us to see them properly since when you learn about optics in science class, they say that your eye sees things backwards, and your brain turns them right side up.
Reply:I believed that everyone is nice if you are nice to them.
Reply:the tooth fairy, thats about it really.
Reply:After seeing Peter Pan, I believed I would go to NeverNeverLand some day.
Reply:I believed that people on the television could see me just like I could see them. It's funny... my mom and dad still embarrass me at family functions talking about how I would sing my heart out with other singers on the television thinking I was actually singing with them and that others could see me on their tv's. Yeah... a little embarassing.
Reply:that I could fly if I found a happy thought, that chocolate was medicine and little children could get poisoned if they ate it, and if you ate a green potato crisp/chip you could die.


Also if you swallowed watermelon seeds one would grow in your belly.


I was so stupid.
Reply:Not knowing the meaning of the word rapist I believed that rapists were "rakeists" who went around attacking women with garden rakes.
Reply:Basgetti didn't come from fields, it came from Italy. Kiwis do make shoe polish still today. I got kissed by Mommy and I didn't pregnant.
Reply:I used to believe that storks brought babies- that was until a few years back when we started to learn about SRE. I used to believe the Bloody Mary story. If you ate too much crisps, spiders would grow in your stomach. Too much chocolate would make you ugly. Kissing frogs would make them into princes (never tried that though). It rains because god is having a shower.
Reply:that if i had a baby boy i would throw it in the garbage


i have 1 girl ,2 boys ,i haven't thrown them out yet,but the oldest boy is 27 so i might throw him out soon! LOL
Reply:oh that's a good one. I used to believe because clown sounded like cloud that that's where the clowns lived in the sky . And there was a lumber yard to far from where I lived ,and you could her the rumbling .I used to think that they were giants walking around.
Reply:if you do some thing bad it comes back on you double





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