Saturday, October 24, 2009

Kids time again some I may have told before but are they funny?

Q: What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?


A: Dill me in!





Q: What do you call a nervous celery stalk?


A: An edgy veggie.





Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?


A: It was just a stage he was going through.





Police: "I'm sorry, but I have to bring you in for driving 90 miles an hour."


Driver:"But sir, that's impossible, I've only been driving for ten minutes at the most."





Rose: "Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?"


Waiter: "No,madam, I wiped it off."





Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?


A. Sunday, of course!








Q. What bow can't be tied?


A. A rainbow!








Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?


A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!








Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?


A. Fur-niture!








Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?


A.Spring time.








Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?


A. They give milk shakes!








Q. Why did the jelly wobble?


A. Because it saw the milk shake!














Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?


A. Betty!








Q. Where do cows go on holiday?


A. Moo York








Q. Where did the computer go to dance?


A. To a disc-o.








Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?


A. Russel








Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?


A. A Bed








Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?


A. He was a chicken.








Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?


A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".








Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?


A. To get a tweetment.








Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?


A. A Clausterphobic








Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?


A. Because his friend said its on me.








Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?


A. Never mind, it's over your head!








Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?


A. A lawn mooer








Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?


A. Because he had no-body to go with.

Kids time again some I may have told before but are they funny?
Hi Ducky,


I like them and I know The Wee Ones will Love these..A Big Star My Friend..


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:i think i'll try that 90 mph excuse. i like that one.


i also like the rise and shine one.
Reply:nice....
Reply:those r funny.
Reply:old gold thanks for the laughs
Reply:I see you are still playing with pickles, cucumbers and wot-nots.





Waiter , waiter, theres a fly in my soup!


sshhh or they'll all want one.





waiter, waiter, whats that fly doing in my soup?


I think its breast stroke mam.
Reply:ur phunny!
Reply:wow...



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