Is this lot funny last one today folks hope thekids enjoy these?

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?





Every morning you'll rise and shine!





How many books can you put in an empty backpack?





One! After that its not empty!





What washes up on very small beaches?





Microwaves!





Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?





They only work on wick-ends!





What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?





Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?





What breaks when you say it?





Silence!





If Phil %26amp; Lil were a fruit, what kind would they be?





A pear (pair)





Why can't you starve in a desert?





Because of all the "sand which is" there!





What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?





A hole!


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If a man falls into an outhouse hole, how long will he be in there?





It depends on how many moons he sees!





What goes through towns, up %26amp; over hills, but doesn't move?





The road!

Is this lot funny last one today folks hope thekids enjoy these?
All very clean but cute. Great for kids.
Reply:Children's jokes definitely. Kind of not funny
Reply:yup its funny!!!!
Reply:Yes, these are great, its refreshing to read some clean jokes and I'll tell my kids!!





Also like your photo!!
Reply:hehehe!











clever and funny!
Reply:my kids said " How do you know when a clown has farted


because it smells funny"
Reply:Hi Sweetie,


Lol... The Kiddies are going to Laugh a lot over these..


A Star for being Clean Dear Friend..Hehehe


Your Friend,


poppy1
Reply:very cute....tv and news paper is best...lol
Reply:what do they say?.... 'simple things amuse simple minds'





....well..... i was amused =P



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