Saturday, October 24, 2009

Is this an act of jealousy?

I woke up this freezing cold morning and went to my car and my yard was covered in toilet paper and signs that said stuff such as ...leave!! we hate you biacth! etc.....my car was wrote all over with shoe polish with stuff that said...sluttt!, and other very bad words and my house was decorated in eggs ....Do you think my neighbors are jealous of me and redecorated my yard in hopes they could be as cool as i am with my gold spandex, and hot pink hand band? should I be worried that one of these women might in fact be as clever, witty , and beautiful as me or am I overplaying this.... I mean I have yet to find some one with stunning features such as mine...so are tehy jealous or not?

Is this an act of jealousy?
Definitely, It Is.
Reply:girl.. you know it was jealousy!!! Everyone is jealous of you.. You've got it going on! Ok.. let's plot revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:this is DEFINITELY an act of Jealousy LOL!
Reply:totally.





i mean, i was just drunk, but sorry about that.
Reply:nah no one is as clever as i have known you to be and there are most certainly not very many people as beautiful as you. so i am guessing that yes it was just some jealous jerk offs.
Reply:wait a second, are you sure Vivi didnt find your address? this smells nastily like her





Otherwise that green eyed monster bit your neighbors, sad poor souls just cant handle your coolness
Reply:neh, it was probably guys and not girls. I bet they hate you more.
Reply:Sweetie....


I am jealous and I love you....


These simpletons were acting out against your greatness!


Peace.
Reply:Those pesky Catholics...





(What no lawn job, too?)





You must be slippin'...
Reply:Yes and they are also jealous you have the internet and a level 2 answers account....





I am just wondering when they become jealous of your uber cool screen name.
Reply:No one is as clever, witty or as beautiful as you. I love your gold spandex!!


They need to get a life. HA!
Reply:"Tehy" are probably jealous. Totally.





Either that or you deserved it.





nicole
Reply:Would you just stop whining? Do you know how unattractive that is?
Reply:It's definitely jealousy. No one fills out that gold spandex as well as you do my dear!
Reply:is this a JOKE?!



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