Friday, November 6, 2009

How do you restore laundered leather to it's original form?

i accidentally sent my leather gloves to the laundry. when it came back it was stiff and it shrunk, so i wiped it with almost a whole kiwi bottle (liquid shoe polish) after, but it's still quite stiff and shrunken. what do you think i should do to restore it back to life?

How do you restore laundered leather to it's original form?
What andastra said is basically true in my experience -- leather is ruined by laundering or even just getting very wet.





It *might* respond to a good working-in of mink oil, saddle soap, or something similar, but its a longshot.
Reply:I'm afraid you can't do anything now, they are ruined.
Reply:you don't
Reply:leather cleaner or saddle soap both found at Walmart. Shrinkage can't be helped. Liquid shoe polish does nothing to restore the condition. Good luck in the future.
Reply:RUM WASH.
Reply:You buy leather cleaner, and get a glove stretcher, If you can't find one Put the gloves on and clean with the leather cleaner,remove the gloves and Take Foam covered curlers, Remove the foam and put them in the fingers after you've cleaned the glove and let them dry..



Yellow Teeth

How to restore colour on a leather suite?

Through over zealous cleaning (rubbing) and probably using cheap leather cleaners my cream leather suite has lost some of its pigmentation. What can I do to restore the colour. Would cream shoe polish be any good. Failing this what can I do to limit further damage.

How to restore colour on a leather suite?
You need to contact a leather specialist who can certainly repair this sort of damage.





LTT have trained technicians throughout the UK.





Cheap leather cleaners can often damage the finish on leather as can some 'conditioners'. Leather should be cleaned and protected with good water based products
Reply:You may need to see an upholsterer..if you are going to try shoe polish try it on the back or underneath see what happens you probably wont get the same colour


.FYI you don't need to use leather cleaner for leather its a total rip off. Just hoover it and dust it (dust erodes leather) and to get marks off use mild soapy water, trey to catch the stains when they are 'fresh'
Reply:This website should have the answer you're looking for.





http://www.liquidleather.com/furniture.h...
Reply:Have you tried using sandal soap. You can find it in the grocery dept by the shoe polish.. I use it and it worked very good on my greyish blue leather recliners.
Reply:try a leather conditioner, it will bring back shine and color. stop using cleaners for a while.
Reply:Nowadays u can have ur leather restored, its done by using spray products, contact a local upholsterer or even main dealer garages, there r companies that repair dents, chipped paint,upholstery damage the lot. I have seen an e-type jag have its faded leather re-sprayed, dont worry it doesnt come off on 2 ur clothing, i think its a dye rather than a special paint, it does a great job, and ur suite will b as good as new.





let me know how u get on if u use my idea.


Jimmy Essex England UK



flower

Why dont people think of people when they see/hear kiwi?!?

after just reading a few hilarious posts as to what people think of kiwis, and i then asked what do you think of when you hear kiwi, i figured out that people dont think of the new zealanders who are called kiwis. so my question:





does anyone besides australians and new zealanders actually know that they're called kiwis too? not just the bird and fruit, oh and shoe polish was another one...

Why dont people think of people when they see/hear kiwi?!?
I think that a few may have heard the term but wouldn't use it. Except for the formalised names (New Zealander etc.) most names for ethnicity or nationality have generally been used in a derogatory way even though they might not have originated as such. Some might not know that it isn't a derogatory word and avoid using it as if it was.


Although kiwi isn't a derogatory term for kiwis it is a familiar term generally used by Australians and Islanders. For someone who isn't on familiar grounds with kiwis to use it wouldn't quite seem right. Kinda like the language you use around your mates'd be different from that around strangers.
Reply:kiwi fruit, succulent fruit, loverly in salad.
Reply:Ozzie here


i think its a trans pacific term only
Reply:I'm aware that New Zealanders are referred to as Kiwis, but seeing as I am in love with the fruit, that's all I can think of when I hear the word.





I think I'm drooling. :)
Reply:Oh! how dumb of me, I had forgotten that little fact.
Reply:A little furry green-fleshed fruit.
Reply:kiwi is that green fruit with that loveling taste mhhhhhhhhhh i whant to eat a kiwi now
Reply:I actually had no clue that there were people with that name. I love the fruit, though.
Reply:When you watch a rugby match, you know immediately that a Kiwi is not a fruit ! :-)



flower

Is Romney and Giuliani doomed to irrelevence?

One has helmet hair that looks like blow back in a brylcream factory finished off by shoe polish. And, the other one is a real racist drag who looks nice in a dress.

Is Romney and Giuliani doomed to irrelevence?
No need to point out liberals only care about how the candidate looks, we see it in yalls choice of Obama.





Dont seem to remember a conservative say they are being sent to irrelevance... you? making fun of them... sure electability.... not so much





if you reread what I said I was refering to the nomination of Obama JUST because he is "clean and articulate" to use my favorite liberals line IE no substance empty suit. So that is EXACTLY what I was saying.
Reply:No, currently according to political betting "securities" on intrade.com Giuliani has roughly a 27% chance of winning the GOP nomination and Romney has 12% chance. By contrast McCain currently has a 37% chance.
Reply:I think the broad scope of republican choices will narrow quickly once they see who they are fighting on the Dem side.
Reply:Yes, but I be prepared for everything. This election has challenged all of the beliefs that everyone had. Now there are no clear front runners. We don't know what is going to happen after Nevada or Super Tuesday.
Reply:There's gotta be an off-Broadway show or two in their futures.
Reply:Giulliani will come back but maybe not recover enough. He is polling very high nationally just like Clinton always has been. Romney is Ova!!



Loose Teeth

Things you wouldnt want written on....?

your car in shoe polish....

Things you wouldnt want written on....?
home wrecken b**ch
Reply:I would want nothing at all written on my car with shoe polish!
Reply:my darkest secret mwuahahaha
Reply:I don't have a car.





I don't have shoe polish





I wouldn't write anything on the car (that I don't have) with the shoepolish (that I also don't have), even If I had them.
Reply:I wouldn't want anything written on my car in shoe polish. It's an RX8!
Reply:any vulgar name or my phone #
Reply:any vulgar name for a loose female
Reply:"Walking Man has a small . . ."





I can't think of anything after that that would like to see. . .
Reply:PENIS!
Reply:anything why would u ruin ur car
Reply:"This isn't my car...it belongs to my boyfriend"....that would definitely scare all the guys away who assume I have money due to the ride I now have
Reply:I wouldn't want the walls inside my home tagged by taggers.



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Advertisement on maruthi + swift+ video clips?

want video clips in all advertisements such as shoe polish, maruthi cars, scorpion... etc.. i need video clips for all advertisement for adzap

Advertisement on maruthi + swift+ video clips?
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Is Osama BL, a fake ?

In the most recent video his beard is black ! May be he colored it with shoe polish or charcoal. Isn't that against Islam. If Allah wanted him to have a black beard, He would have given him one. Coloring white hair to black is cheating Allah ! What do orthodox muslims say ?

Is Osama BL, a fake ?
I think it's long overdue for David Letterman to do a "How Many Osama Bin Ladens Can You Fit In A Restaurant?"





You know, like they do with the people dressed in rabbit costumes or dressed like Spiderman.





Just keep having more and more OBL's squeeze into the restaurant.





I think it would be hysterical. Funnier than rabbits even.
Reply:Those videos of Osama Bin Laden are notorious for being fake and staged. These fake videos are just more propoganda to promote hate for Islam so that Israel will be justified when killing Palestinians and other Muslims and so that the USA can justify killing even innocent Iraqis and other Muslims. Osama Bin Laden looks significantly different in every video, not to mention the poor quality. It is a hoax by the US and Israeli government to undermine Islam and make people more ignorant about it. Besides, since when has the media ever reported decent information that favored Muslims? The media is anti-Islamic, but not many people will stand up and say that because they don't want to believe that because it may generate some sort of sympathy for Muslims, and like I said, they don't want that!
Reply:He is a puppet for the west mate, it's all a load of bollocks staged, their is no big terror plot it is all made up by MI6 and CIA to put fear into people and a excuse to kill tens of thousands of muslims in Iraq and Afgahanistan.
Reply:there is NO such thing as an orthodox muslim. and we are allowed to dye our hair w/ henna. but this is a different guy all together. the nose is different, the beard, the creases in the face, the shoulders, eyes, eyebrows, the size of his face, etc. it is clearly a different guy
Reply:inshAllah khair


We show greatness where greatness is earned and we show the weak rubber bands that snap and break, its natural to have good and bad in anything but it must be corrected in Islam its not admissable to just leave a blind eye to it, according to Muhammed SAW we are to fix things and correct ourselves first. Why don't they do that, and who really cares, well the Family that supports each other like bricks should begin to care or the wall will come crumbling down again and again as you see. Don't forget there is no leader, and there is no common ground they walk on. Its a bleeding shame! Salam :)
Reply:Yes it's a fake:





http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/osama_...





http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2007/...



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My dad is premature gray ,shaved off his beard now and wants to look a bit more youthful, what hair product?

without looking fake? something maybe temporary and not solid like the shoe polish look,

My dad is premature gray ,shaved off his beard now and wants to look a bit more youthful, what hair product?
I would say his best bet is to use a shampoo in permanent haircolor that matches his natural shade. Men's haircolor has come a long way and no longer looks "fake" and boosts men's self esteems and keeps them looking truly younger. Here is one that is available at Walgreens and is a great product at a great price.


http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.j...


I also wanted to add that there is nothing wrong with a man that cares enough about his appearance to make changes to it. It's refreshing to see men that actually care.
Reply:Shave his head too-- go for the Bruce Willis/Michael Jordan look!
Reply:There is a mens product for coloring beards I believe its in the same aisle as hair color or its in the mens
Reply:Just For Men is the Best.
Reply:I think Grecian Formula is what you are looking for.
Reply:Just tell him to leave his hair alone and go for the Taylor Hicks look.
Reply:let him use myrtle



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Is there still a custom in Germany where people who reach the age of 30 without getting married are punished?

I've read that in Germany there was once a custom whereby individuals who reached the age of 30 without getting married were punished by their friends, who took them to the local City Hall and made the men sweep the stairs and the women clean doorhandles covered with shoe polish. Is this still true? Was it ever?

Is there still a custom in Germany where people who reach the age of 30 without getting married are punished?
It's a fairly widespread custom in the north and northwest of Germany, whereas it's quite rare in the south. (Don't know about east Germany.)





As has been said, nowadays it's usually integrated into a birthday party, and the way I understand it, it has never been a punishment, but more of a folksy tradition. Also, nowadays the sweeping is not necessarily done in front of city hall anymore if it's more convenient in the back yard of the party location.





In fact, some local ordinances now put high fines on littering around city hall, because friends of the 30-year-old tend to make cleaning harder for him by bringing their own trash (which is then left behind when a "virgin" - often an unwitting passer-by child - releases the guy).
Reply:Wow. That would definitely put a damper on your 30th Birthday celebration.
Reply:no-----------------------
Reply:Hi there and good morning to you! Boy, did this make me laugh. Sweetie, this is not punishment! Rather it always turns out as a grand party for everyone. It's an old custom and in case of the men having to sweep the stairs of either the county hall or, in most cases, the theater or a huge church, he has to sweep until a "virgin" (yeah, right ;)!) comes to free him with a kiss. In case of the women, the same principle applies, only that women are supposed to "shine" the door handles. Believe me, it's the most fun for all involved. And to the one that said "no", she doesn't know what she is talking about. So, to answer your question, YES, it is true and all it is (at least nowadays) is a reason for a huge party that usually goes all through the night. If you need more details, come look me up and I'll be glad to answer all of your questions pertaining to this matter or whatever it is you want to know about Germany and some of their customs. Best wishes, MsB.
Reply:MSB1963 is absolutely right. However, only two of my friends ever did it.
Reply:No
Reply:That's an old wife stale.Don't believe it
Reply:No



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Is it true that in Germany there's a custom of 'punishing' individuals who reach 30 without getting married?

I heard that unmarried people of this age are taken to the local City Hall, where men are made to sweep the stairs and women have to clean a doorhandle covered in shoe polish. Has anyone come across this or similar customs, either in Germany or elsewhere?

Is it true that in Germany there's a custom of 'punishing' individuals who reach 30 without getting married?
I don't know for sure - all I can say is that in England, such people (like me) are punished by having to go to Over-30s Discos, see fat and old women with no care for dress sense dancing to crap songs like Mystery Girl and I'm in the Mood for Dancing week after week after week and being sold crap beer to drink whilst standing around wondering where it all went wrong
Reply:There should be in around the world. Even lesbian can marry guy and make babies. Lets get a club together and include everybody.
Reply:definetly!as for aman he´s made to sweep the streets until areal virgin kisses him.as 4 the woman............ithink ive 4goten



tanning

Bars of soap used for writing on cars?

Can you really use a bar of soap to write on cars? It's homecoming week at my highschool and buying colored shoe polish and car paint is expensive, so how well does soap show up on windows? Will it ruin them in anyway? Thanks!

Bars of soap used for writing on cars?
It shows up ok


soap does not "hurt" the glass


soap dissolves when in contact with water
Reply:Put the bars of soap in a bucket of water over night. They'll get really mushy and then you can write with them easier.
Reply:It is soap. It will wash off.



tanning

Window Safe Paint?

How can I make paint i can use on car windows that will not harm the car in anyway. I know shoe polish and specific car window paints work, but they are pretty expensive!

Window Safe Paint?
I assume you are planning on painting a car window only temporarily? Get cheap, kid's poster paint. The first time you hit it with water, it's gone. You just have to make sure you wash the car well afterwards....non-toxic, non-permanent. Good Luck
Reply:Most paints are safe if they don't have lead in them, but i don't know about shoe polish and specific car window paints.



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What can be used as eye paint for football?

i ain't spending much money. Can i use shoe polish

What can be used as eye paint for football?
buy eye black





ive used it and it works great
Reply:Does it matter anything you use will run with all those tears from losing the biggest upset in a long time. Really I think you can use appalachian state berrys crushed into a paste. You could buy face paint there's a really good brand called 34-32.
Reply:I once herd that the Washington Redskins crushed up blackberries into a paste and bingo......Warpaint
Reply:Shoe polish would be bad for your skin. Take a cork stopper and burn the end with a candle, mix the soot with a dab of vasoline. But remember not to touch it after. It will smear.



loan

Hi: I need help, how do I remove hair dye from my sneakers. I dropped bottle when I did my hair.,?

I was dying my hair and I dropped the bottle, it landed on my sneakers, I have tried everything to get it out, I even tried to cover it with shoe polish with no luck, any help would be greatly appreaciated.

Hi: I need help, how do I remove hair dye from my sneakers. I dropped bottle when I did my hair.,?
New sneaker time.
Reply:get new sneakers
Reply:rub neat washing up liquid on them .leave over night .rub off and see if that helps
Reply:new sneakers
Reply:Time to get a new pair of sneakers, you'll never get the stain out
Reply:get more different colours of hair dye and make it look like you did it on purpose.





strangely, dye stains. You'll never get it out.
Reply:Buy a new sneakers.
Reply:Ain't going to happen-Unless you get the dye outIMMEDIATELY your stuck with it-Amazing ain't it since it comes off your hair so fast
Reply:I dont know how to help it but i guess ull have to buy new sneakers.Sry......bye try keeping them dipped in soap water, maybe it helps.
Reply:This might make your mum kill you but if you wanna get it out try this,( I hope it is a white one though) Put it in the washing machine a lot of water and put quite a bit of bleach liquid. Put it on short wash and most importantly Pray The Lord



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OK so called "peace" officers! let me give u a taste of marine corps boot camp, this is not the police........

academy, i posted my last question on this subject and as i predicted the majority of u, "police officers" condone the brutality of marine corps boot camp. il put it the way u may understand it. OK, back at the police academy, u didnt have a good day during training, suppose u had to bunk at the academy overnight, u are suddenly awakened by a blanket holding u down and u are on the recieving end of a blanket party, getting hit from all directions but held down so u cant identify anyone. is this LEGAL?? another case scenario, after a long day at the academy, even though the instructors told u not to look aroune while u eat, which is to me, stupid but anyway but if u do, he will whisper in your ear " you are done eating", a totally illegal act!! recruits needs their nourishment. finally, what if u would drop your belt buckle in shoe polish? would u deserve a junior DI (drill instructor) to choke u and punch u hard in the abdomen? is this nescessary to make a fighting man?

OK so called "peace" officers! let me give u a taste of marine corps boot camp, this is not the police........
First off, quit being a pussy if your going to be a Marine. Second part of what you described is called "hazing", but this is widely accepted in the Marine Corps. As for all the other stuff you mentioned it is part of your training, its called discipline, something you need to learn and something your DI is trying to teach you.


The Marine Corps does not want someone who is going to cry about somebody "whispering" in there ear, or telling them what to do, sounds like you don't need to be in any type of Military, cause you just don't get it.
Reply:Legal, no. But after reading your other questions (the same question over and over) it is certainly understandable why someone would hold you down and beat you.
Reply:Of course none of that is legal......but it is the "All Volunteer Service" and since the Marines don't baby blue suit no one anymore, you can leave whenever you like just say I can't hack it and go home - eventually. What did you think? It's the friggin Marines. Should have joined the Air Force.





SEMPRE FI
Reply:Ok, so you apparently washed out of boot camp. Make no mistake, the majority of police officers are also veterans. If you were the recipient of a blanket party while in training, you most likely deserved it. If you don't have enough self discipline to sit, eat and shut up then you likely didn't belong there anyway. To answer your question, Yes, self discipline is necessary to make a fighting man.
Reply:You are such a hoser. The closest you've been to Marine Boot Camp is WATCHING Full Metal Jacket.





Pack your lunch and head off to school.................
Reply:do you want marines who are tough or politically correct? yeah, boot camp can be bad but so is war.
Reply:There are restrictions on the behavior of DI's. Cursing and physical punishment are banned by military regulation, at least in the Army when I was in boot camp.


Try your chain of command, however, failing that, try calling the Pentegon for answers.


Some of the stuff like the blanket party isn't legal but borders on "so what?". But the DI choking and punching you is the real situation. I would definitly report that. Or hit him back when it's just the two of you.
Reply:I am not sure what anyone would expect if they joined the Marines. To sit around the campfire holding hands, doing a big group hug and singing Kumbaya? GREAT training for dealing with an enemy if need be.
Reply:I'll put it to you like this..when you are in the academy / boot camp environment you need to learn to grin and bear it...Things are structured and disciplined for a reason. No one wants a soldier or an officer to be a big P***y. You obviously didnt want to be there and obviously couldnt hack the discipline..If you were given a blanket party then you probably deserved it. Academy/Boot camp justice is quick and harsh...That way you know not to do it again...and the blanket party was given to you by your recruits not your DI .. so even your own brethern thought you were a maggot...Legality has nothing to do with it. Hazing has been part of military society in one form or another since its inception. right wrong or indifferent you and your liberal group hug views will not change that fact....Move on with your life and go be florist( no offense to florists out there) if your feelings got hurt so easy..or better yet Mcdonalds is always hiring. I think that would suit you better.
Reply:OK You little bed wetter. You need to at the F*** ease. You're obviously an Air Force boot camp washout and/or your pissed at the cop who just gave you a ticket. 1st off you watch too many movies.





I've been through both Marine Corp Recruit Training (boot camp 3 months, served 4 years, Honorable Discharge) and am currently a Law Enforcement Agent of 15 years (5 month Academy). Both were TOUGH. They are intended to be.





If you're looking for an easy gig, look somewhere else, besides where people shoot at you.





Try dropping your belt buckle (or anything else when your laying in an ambush) you just killed your whole squad, you worthless sub-amphibian piece of S***.





I can remember many "meals" of duck soup, "Duck in and soup it down maggots". You also didn't want to leave anything on your tray, BIG NO NO.





As far as physical abuse, possible, but not likely. If you have proof contact an attorney.





Stress, you betcha. Can't hack it, pack it. I don't want to have to look after your sorry, pantie wetting *** when the rounds are coming down range.





Also go back to high school (which you obviously didn't finish) and retake the English 101 course. The one that covered spelling, punctuation and sentence/paragraph structure. Moron.
Reply:Calm down. You can quit if you want to. However, you're missing the point.





What is supposed to happen is for you to learn discipline, and that even simple mistakes can cost you dearly. This is invaluable when you're in the Marines. Lives have to depend on you not making these simple mistakes-even an involuntary act like sneezing can alert an enemy of your location. It's far better to learn that the easy way (which is what you're referring to here) then to find out when lives can actually be lost. The harder the consequences now, the harder you'll try not to do it next time.
Reply:I've read this and some of your other questions. #1, I don't believe you ever went to Marine Corps boot camp. #2, IF by some slight possibility I am wrong, you got EXACTLY what you deserved.
Reply:Check out his other questions and answers. He's never been a Marine, just watched Full Metal Jacket too many times.
Reply:Not everyone can handle being a Marine. Their boot camp is not supposed to be enjoyable. If you can't handle it, get out and quit whining.



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Leather jacket restoration?

I recently got my leather jacet dry cleaned, however it has a hard life and is not as black as it used to be, and has a few cracks. Is there any way to restore this at home? I have neen thinking about shoe polish..would this work? Has anyone else got any ideas?

Leather jacket restoration?
well shoe polish would restore the colour and help improve the softness of the leather but it doesnt smell to good why not try some dubbing on it
Reply:use a quality moisturiser like Nivea for example, massage it into the leather and it will make it supple again and the cracks will be less noticeable, it will also brighten up the leather and you may not need shoe polish (or any other dye). depending how bad you let your jacket get you may need quite a bit of moisturiser so you could mix a quality brand with a stores own brand to make it go further
Reply:Sell it.
Reply:The trouble with shoe polish is,no matter how much you polish it off it will always rub off on anything you touch.





Dubbing would be your best bet.



viruses

My team and I would like to put black lines on our face for game and we were wondering what to use?

we heard shoe polish? if so what specific kind, because i heard some are toxic.

My team and I would like to put black lines on our face for game and we were wondering what to use?
The cheapest thing I always used was simply a cork. You just burn one end of it for about 10 seconds, wait for it to cool, and rub it on your face. Works like a charm.
Reply:If you go to walmart, in the sports section, i believe around the baseball section, you'll find some black liner that is made to go under your eyes
Reply:Go to the Army and Navy store and get some camouflage sticks - they are like crayons are not toxic and it washes off.
Reply:I think what you are looking for is "eye-black." (I assume you want lines under the eyes like baseball and fotball players.)





It's non toxic, and comes in a stick, and is sold at most sporting goods stores.





They now also have stickers that do the same thing, and some have team logos on them. Much cleaner...
Reply:I'd try black eyeliner. You can get it cheap and use it like a crayon. You know it's safe cause all of us girls use it on our eyes.
Reply:go to an army surplus store or a hunting supply outlet. they should have a camo face paint for your needs.....
Reply:Eww don't use shoe polish. :P Use something like lots of black eye liner.
Reply:use black eyeliner, or lipstick



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How do i remove stains off plastic?

i have to hand my lease car back in a good condition and have tried wiping down the brown mud marks off the plastic interior on the doors and round the inside of the car but the marks keep coming back.


i have heard that a dealer trick is to use black shoe polish - is this correct or is there something else you can use?





please don't bother answering if your only answer is to say have it valeted as i am skint and that is not an optionLOL!

How do i remove stains off plastic?
50/50 mix all purpose cleaner %26amp; water


spray it on


agitate with a nail brush


the wipe with a clean damp cloth





good luck
Reply:I think I will go along with Wickerma on this one.


its not you fault is it ?


Lets face it if you had gone over a newly surfaced road and it got covered in tar what would you have to do then.


If they've got a problem tell them to sue Nature
Reply:Hi,





its a lease car and as you say good condition





just send it back as is .... normally wear and tear





I think they would not be happy if the body work is crumpled or wheel trims missing





Take a chance





They can only bill you later !!
Reply:there is a very good product you can purchase from any automotive or plastics supply company made by mcguirres called plast X. it is a polish cleaner made for plastics. it works really well. can also be used on CD's
Reply:Back to black trim restorer from some where like Halfords.



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Screw my sister for mothers day!! she dont deserve anything?

This Sunday is mother’s day my mom ask me what im getting my sister for a mother’s day gift. I told her not a dam thing. My sister and I don’t get along last year my friends and I was chilling we were just board we thru her babies pampers out of the window shooting hoops in the back yard dipping them in the pool. She got mad because of that. I caved in and replaced them I shouldn’t have to buy them but I did it anyway. Since then she moved out has her own place now. When she come over to visit she on my *** telling me why I don’t help my mom clean the house, Do my own laundry, she calls me a free loader a spoil brat, a Gerber baby, the best is she tells my mom calling me little boy is an understatement that im a baby. She always has to say something when she comes over. She just cant keep quiet and shut her hole. I admit when she says those things to me I get mad I get even she leaves stuff for the baby over my mom house. Car seat stroller, etc and Ill put shoe polish on them or put them outside when it rains. I ask her to buy me a game for ps2 a few weeks ago she tells me know ill buy you a fisher price toy instead. I shouldn’t have to buy her anything its not written in stone and I cant remember the last time she bought me anything I can use or need. I shouldn’t be obligated to buy her anything right?

Screw my sister for mothers day!! she dont deserve anything?
Are you kidding? You sound like a real jerk. Let's see, you threw her baby's diapers out the window and dipped them in the pool. You begrudgingly bought her new ones when it was the only decent thing to do. You don't do your own laundry. You don't help your mom clean the house. You destroy your sister's property. You have the nerve to ask her to buy you video games and you get mad when she doesn't. And you are complaining about the prospect of getting her something for Mother's Day? If you did get her something, it sounds like that would be the first nice thing you've ever done.
Reply:i can relate because myself and my sister are always at eachothers throat but i would never do this type of thing to her.Keep your hands to yourself don't hurt the baby and your acting like a little boy so why would she buy you a ps2 game you deserve a fisher price toy until you grow up
Reply:And you say you are not a "baby"? Sure seems like you are acting like one. If you do not want to buy her something, then dont! However, YOU need to grow up!
Reply:She is right you are a completely spoiled brat. Grow up - you don't hurt her when you mess with her baby's stuff - you hurt her baby. Shame on you.
Reply:You need to grow up-you sound like an immature jerk..
Reply:wow ytou sound like a real sh*t head. your mother must be very proud of you.
Reply:Why would you do things in retaliation to your sister that can hurt the baby....A wet stroller, no diapers because some foolish little kid decided to dip them in a pool!!!! Do you know how expensive diapers are??? I guess you do now since you had to replace them...If you are old enough to play hoops with diapers you are old enough to do your own laundry. Get a grip and grow up! Then your sister might respect you instead of treating you like the punk you sound like!



maintenance repairs

Are these funny thought i post them for the kids as here in england its miserable weather might amuse them?

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?


A. Sunday, of course!








Q. What bow can't be tied?


A. A rainbow!








Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?


A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!








Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?


A. Fur-niture!








Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?


A.Spring time.








Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?


A. They give milk shakes!








Q. Why did the jelly wobble?


A. Because it saw the milk shake!














Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?


A. Betty!








Q. Where do cows go on holiday?


A. Moo York








Q. Where did the computer go to dance?


A. To a disc-o.








Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?


A. Russel








Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?


A. A Bed








Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?


A. He was a chicken.








Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?


A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".








Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?


A. To get a tweetment.








Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?


A. A Clausterphobic








Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?


A. Because his friend said its on me.








Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?


A. Never mind, it's over your head!








Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?


A. A lawn mooer








Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?


A. Because he had no-body to go with.

Are these funny thought i post them for the kids as here in england its miserable weather might amuse them?
cute babe!!





and thanx..i was sitting here not being able to answer any questions til 3 ( my time). i was at my limit at that and at voting too. i was only 7 points away from level 4 to where i could answer more questions. then you gave me BA and that put me at level 4 and i could answer more questions. thanx for being there for me when i needed you!!
Reply:yeah the old ones are always the best
Reply:oh they were great, I have just sent them to my grand-daughter, she will just love them.


Thanks for sharing!
Reply:we have spring season here.Good jokes for kids.Thanks chris u never forget us
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Good ones for my daughter Chris.!!!


Cheers mate.!!
Reply:cute.
Reply:where hav you been Mr Ducky.


I like your yokes.





Ps In Aust its been 38-40 degrees for several weeks. we went for a drive coz it was a tad cooler.,today..25.


I got burnt. on the shoulders.
Reply:All absolutely awful of course but that's the point. Bravo cheered me up no end. Bugger it's snowing again. A very cold and miserable Grumpy Old Man.
Reply:Thanks for cheering me up because the weather isnt
Reply:yeah great! lol moo york made me laugh!
Reply:good for early morning giggle.
Reply:this is cute :)
Reply:Hi Ducky,


Hahahaha..Great for the kids and they will love them My Friend..It may be morning for you but it is My night night time


will try and come back tomorrow if I can..


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:Very good
Reply:Rise %26amp; Shine!!





LOL!!!





:)



motorcycles

Black stains on carpet?

We have tan colored carpet and not long after my husband got a new job we started seeing black spots along the heavy traffic area. We think that it is from my husband's boots, maybe shoe polish. I have steam cleaned the carpet and for the most part they disappear for a few months and then return again. Is there any way to completely get rid of the spots for good? Thanks!

Black stains on carpet?
If they are disappearing and returning in the exact same spot, it could be mold/mildew. Did you install the carpet new? If not, it could be moisture left over from a previous cleaning or a high moisture in your home. It could also be left over stain that was not completely removed from a dog, etc. Anything that makes the carpet wet and is not thoroughly dried out, can cause mildew/mold to appear. You don't see it at first, until it starts growing. I would go to a reputable flooring store and ask them if they have any products that you can use to try to remove the stain. There are some dry powder products that the professionals use that you sort of "rake" into the carpet and then vacuum.





Good luck.
Reply:Update: Shoepolish is a possibilty. If it is mold then it is probably on the flooring. How humbug is it to pull back the carpetting to check underneath?








How thick are the spots./stains? Is the humidity or moisture elevated in your home? Have you had any leaks?





I am curious if it is a stain or if it's mold.





When you clean an area of carpet if you leave detergent residue on the spot it may actually attract more dirt, and spots may show back up.
Reply:I buy Mule Team Borax in the laundry section. Mix about 1/4 cup in a bowl of warm water and rub the spot gently. This works great on any color carpet. I also add to my laundry-it removes odors and brightens whites. It is better than Oxy clean and costs alot less.
Reply:I don't think so... try oxy clean.. and steam clean it very well.. but if that doesn't work then theres nothing you can do....men and there messes!
Reply:Seems like your husband is walking through a parking lot that has been freshly tarred. Try SPOT SHOT from any hardware store.



credot siosse

What else could be wrong with my ex girlfriend? doctors please answer!!?

my ex girlfriend was diagnosed bipolar 1 and 2 about five years ago, i met her in a mental hospital when i was there for depression and we got together. From all her actions that i witnessed from the time when we were together, i wander if she is more mentally ill than bipolar. there would be times when she was really manic,full of energy,talking really fast nonstop,wouldnt sleep for days. then she would get really mad and slam doors,break stuff, try to strangle her mom,she would be really mean to me and say things,then she would act loving and happy. she would also get really sad and cry while talking about the past. then there were times when she would storm out the door and take off down the road crying and screaming.then there were times when it felt like she was pushing me away.then there was a time when she wrote all over the doors in her house with shoe polish talking about the past and writing it down on the doors,then there was a time when she was sitting in the mud and

What else could be wrong with my ex girlfriend? doctors please answer!!?
Seeing as there aren't any MDs on at 3am - why don't you go to the doc WITH HER if you care.
Reply:Are you dating Britney Spears?


J/K





A doctor is going to have to see her and speak to her to give you an answer on this one.
Reply:You need to get her some help and fast before she hurts someone or herself. Not taking her medication can be a big part of the problem if she has bipolar disorder. I personaly have been dignosed with bipolar disorder but not to that extreme. If she refuses to take her medication then she should be locked up to get help since she doesn't seem to want to help herself.





If you really love her you will help get her into a hospital, im sure once she is to a normal state of mind she will thank you. Although if she refuses your help she will get upset...





Good Luck!





I know how hard it is to live with this stuff.
Reply:Go with her to the doctor and see what is wrong is the best advice I can give as I am not a doctor either. You can take her to the hospital if you are worried she may harm herself or someone else. Do you know if she has been taking her medication regularly or might have decided she does not need medication? That is something you may want to consider as she would not be acting this erratic if she's been taking her medication at regular intervals.



myspace quizzes

Unfired clay sculpture. what is good for creating a shine effect on the surface?

i am using an unfired clay sculpture inspired by the sculptures currently in the TATE gallery in London.





rather then leave it its natural colour i want to enhance it. i have heard that shoe polish is good for using on unfired clay,





what can i use to give it a slight shine and good look?

Unfired clay sculpture. what is good for creating a shine effect on the surface?
try beeswax or wax for furniture or you could try spray varnish for a less shiny finish you can get a matt finish one
Reply:you could try burnishing the clay. when it is leather hard rub it with the back of a spoon untill it shines. wax is also good to create interesting effects. try different types of furniture wax.
Reply:How about using loose powder eyeshadow like Barry M dazzle dust in an appropriate color?




horses for loan

Funny sayings to write on a brides car !!!!?????

My sister just got married and we want to write with shoe polish on her car. What are some funny things to write and plz DON'T BE G-RATED! haha

Funny sayings to write on a brides car !!!!?????
"if only the wife was as dirty as this car"


ROFL
Reply:unconditional sex she said i do now i'm doing
Reply:2 are married so unfortulately theyll be 10 babies made today in this car
Reply:a woman is like a tornado because she moans like hell when she comes, and take the house when they leave!





just like this one! not exactly easy to write on a car, but fun none the less.





accidents in the backseat cause kids!





be a man, use your hand!





guilt free sex!
Reply:i don't see what this guy sees in her but it may just be the sex
Reply:"Just Married" could be quite different!
Reply:This B*TCH got HITCHED!
Reply:I'd say....


'Well done on ur marrige, hope you both go senial together!'
Reply:" Blushing bride"


..........





A husband and a wife were going to a costume party. He was dressed as a bull and she was a heifer. On the way to the party, their car ran out of gas. As they were walking to the gas station, they decided to take a shortcut through a field. All of a sudden a bull came charging up.





"Oh no," cried the wife. "What are we going to do?"





"Well honey," replied the husband, "I'm going to bend over and act like I'm grazing. I suggest you brace yourself."
Reply:......HELP.......KIDNAPPED.........



visualarts

How to fix my Dooney & Brourke leather purse?

My Dooney is part fabric and leather. I got some scuff marks on the leather part. Shoe polish isn't doing anything to fix it. Does anyone have any inexpensive ideas how to fix? Thanks!

How to fix my Dooney %26amp; Brourke leather purse?
You can try using Rubbing Alcohol. I use it to clean my leather shoes and bags. But if the scuffs don't remove you should contact Dooney %26amp; Bourke. Mostly when one buys a Dooney there is a yellow registration card.
Reply:Believe it or not nail polish remover can clean it off, the same thing happened to my Dooney Bourke purse, it also happend to My Louie Vitton Purse too, but that was so much more stressful than the Dooney
Reply:Take soda and dab it on it use sprite dont coke something clear and the bubbles will make it go away.



visual arts

Dyed my hair black, it was almost black but this is to flat looking very severe looking. suggestions?

My hair is shoe polish black and no various highlights as box


indicated. Can i use a lighter colored permanent hair color


to add some dimension and highlights to this very severe look?

Dyed my hair black, it was almost black but this is to flat looking very severe looking. suggestions?
NO any great hairstylist will tell you you are stuck with this until it grows out. The only possible way is to strip bleach the hair and re-color it at the salon. I'm assuming that it has been more than 72 hrs. with the black hair dye? And the fact that it is black I doubt the salon could lift it sans any bleach.





What needs to happen is you need to cut your hair very short and allow the natural color to grow back out. Or you may get it lifted and re-colored, but in order for it to look healthy they will have to cut a good amount off.





Never trust a box. This has been a lesson learned.
Reply:Yes you can get like a highlighting kit. i suggest a dark or dark warm brown to put in it. nothing to milk chocolate tho, it would look funny. defenetly NOT blonde or red! it contrasts to much. but yeah like a dark brown would tottally soften it a bit. good luck:-)


-Aj
Reply:Not yet. Wait a week %26amp; see if dye doesn't "settle down" a little. Then, if you still want to, absolutely go to a professional salon. You don't want to mess with putting color on top of color by yourself. There's some science to it.
Reply:Oh dear. I did that once. The only thing I was able to do was strip my hair. I would recommend trying a lighter color, but you will need to use a blond/brown. If you use a highlighting kit it may look a little...strange
Reply:using bleach/highlighting kit, is your only option. Hair color will NOT remove hair color. If you want to remove some color from the entire head, use Dawn dishsoap as a shampoo.
Reply:try washing with a clarifying shampoo several times, it should lighten it up to looking more natural
Reply:i would get a highlighting kit but hey thats just me!



tanning

Please Help..Thank you more power and God bless?

Do you know some science investigatory projects? I need it for my requirements...until now i'm not yet done coz i don't know wat will i present....


these are my ideas...


Ink production from.....i don't know what plant


Shoe polish out of...what plant

Please Help..Thank you more power and God bless?
The interesting thing about science is that there are almost infinite opportunities for investigating. Your first two suggestions indicate you might be interested in materials used to create different colors or what useful materials are produced by plants. There is a large body of scientific work in both of these areas. There is undoubtedly a large body of work in the specific area of dyes extracted from plants. There are many aspects of this you could research. One interesting thing to me is that plants have been used to dye cloth for a very long time (about as long as humans have known how to make cloth). I hope this has given you some ideas. good luck
Reply:These sites might be of help:



poems

Answers to the impossible quiz?

http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossi...





1: four


2: no but a tin can


3: k.o


4: the answer [in the title]


5: you have to go round the outside of the game square


6: shallots


7: an elephant


8: underneath and imbetween SE it says yes with a tick :D


9: the top right corner 'that one'


10: the teeth [chews food ha]


11: n


12: i skipped, DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 12?


13: f'taang


14: torch


15: spell out horse


16: h


17: the question number - 17


18: hammer


19: blue, orange, green, green, yellow


20: seal!


21: top left corner


22: +1 skip


23: bran


24: click the 'v' in lives


25: shoe polish


26: arsefacey


27: go to 28


28: abundance (haha!)


29: egg mayonnaise


30: follow the white


31: woof. woof. woof.


32: babycham and human faeces


33: 7


34: wait for the question to finish


35: wait till the green 'click this' button appears :D


36: a walk


37: of course not. (possibly all the options)


38: mary rose


39: cylindrical adventures


40: hold

Answers to the impossible quiz?
Impossible quiz 1





Question 1: four


Question 2: No, but a tin can


Question 3: K.O


Question 4: THE ANSWER


Question 5: Right click then move over then click, or


move off the screen.


Question 6: Shallots


Question 7: An elephant


Question 8: Yes!


Question 9: THAT ONE (top right)


Question 10: Dentures


Question 11: n


Question 12: The dot above "I"


Question 13: F'TAANG


Question 14: Torch


Question 15: HORSE


Question 16: H


Question 17: 17.


Question 18: Hammer


Question 19: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow


(BOGGY)


Question 20: Seal!


Question 21: Green flash (top left)


Question 22: +1 Skip


Question 23: BRAN


Question 24: V


Question 25: Shoe Polish


Question 26: Arsefacey


Question 27: GO TO 28


Question 28: Abundance


Question 29: Egg Mayonnaise


Question 30: Cross through the tunnel


Question 31: Woof. Woof. Woof.


Question 32: Babycham and Human Faeces


Question 33: 7


Question 34: Remove mouse


Question 35: Green smiling button


Question 36: A walk


Question 37: Of course not


Question 38: Mary Rose


Question 39: Cylindrical Adventures


Question 40: Cross over the right-click menu


Question 41: AFRO


Question 42: 42nd 42


Question 43: Tom Cruise


Question 44: .


45: W RONG (cross sun flag skull up)


46: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD


47: Red


48: SNAAAAKE!


49: SPLAPP-ME-DO


50: O.K.


51: Fight! (mash the mouse)


52: 3rd from left


53: ...but pa might not


54: No, about 20cm off the ground


55: A games console for wholemeal biscuits


56: Blue, red, blue, yellow


57: Erm... one?


58: Shepherd's Pie


59: Charge ur lazer! (mash the mouse)


60: No... (unless you did 59 without retrying upon


running this flash)


61: Thumbs up


62: Moss


63: Tasteless white filth


64: Egg %26gt; 28


65: LARGEST


66: !


67: A big hairy arsonist


68: Stroke the cat


69: LOL, 69


70: Using its anus


71: Green


72: Middle far left switch (it's small)


73: ? (top right)


74: No one knows that


75: ESCAPE!


76: Sugar, honey, honey


77: Question 77


78: FOUR


79: Click the U in the 3rd box, you'll see it turn


green when you hover over it.


80: Filthy Romanians


81: Run cursor up and down lightning rod


82: Clip the toenails


83: National Dyslexic Association


84: Green Shooting Star


85: I loved it!


86: The Prince


87: .


88: Break Sonic's leg (mash the mouse)


89: Blindness


90: Nonce


91: Click under the third hole in the paper on the


left side, it will start to rip. You have to click all


the way across to make the paper rip in half.


92: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4


93: Go! (behind bomb)


94: The bomb is a dud


95: Remove mouse, click Red


96: A right mess


97: 10+ times!


98: Blue, red, blue, yellow


99: At green, click sign


100: Two


101: Chihuahua


102: Touch the dots! (one of them doesn't have one)


103: Slight down and slight right (you'll know)


104: Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large


gray sad moon?)


105: BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and


gooseberry)


106: Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the


head)


107: Don't click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen


108: 4 8 15 16 23 42 execute


109: Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click


on arrow


110: Use all seven skips





heres 2


Impossible quiz 2


1. Up his sleevies


2. Paint


3. Earth (the rest are candy bars, remember)


4. American (A merry can)


5. Type what Frank tells you to (either ****, carrot,


or udder)


6. 8 (sentence has 8 letters)


7. Press the right arrow (On your keyboard)


8. 10 letters in


9. Click the creature several times. Click the bubble


on the right for a skip.


10. Click and drag "the penguin" to reveal the answer.


11. Follow the directions. Don't touch the blue parts


and don't release the mouse button until the end.


12. Fine


13. Lederhosen


14. Click the 14 twice (drag the dots around so that


the red markings line up with the white boxes to make


letters)


15. A backwards dog


16. Chris (you can see it in the credits)


17. Touch the brown balloon with your mouse, but don't


touch any of the others. It's best to start with your


mouse at the top of the screen then move into position


18. Fly sandwiches


19. Fusestopper


20. Turn on the light then pop the guy's zits. (Pop


the zit on the guys ear to get a fusestopper)


21. 30 (under "other impossible quizzes")


22. Pink Clouds


23. Drag the circle around 23 to the appropriate spot


(I thought this one was quite clever :P)


24. Space (under the "c" key)


25. When it's a jar


26. You run. You run so far away.


27. Press 1 on the keyboard.


28. It's Sparta


29. Move the mouse to the small area to the right of


the stream of water to find a gem. If you accidentally


uncover a bomb, drag it to the water to put it out.


Under search is a green bomb, let it blow up for a


skip.


30. Click the 0 in 30.


31. Drive down the M4


32. Click the finger


33. Click the 33


34. Click the death button


35. Aim for the face


36. Tequila (to kill her)


37. Move the mouse off the flash window and an


elephant will fall.


38. Mash two of the arrow keys at the same time


repeatedly or hit the space bar repeatedly to fill the


meter. (Arrows are faster)


39. Same as 11, only your pointer disappears. Use the


circles to guide you.


40. Toucan


41. Wait for one of the circles to shrink, then click


it. In the bottom-right corner is a fusestopper.


42. Drag the guy's fist and drop it on the other guy.


43. This one somewhat requires that you've played the


previous impossible quiz. It pops up a random question


from it until you get one right. So either be good at


guessing or play through the first one.


44. What you say!!


45. Click the second E in "I see" (it'll turn green)


then the I, then the E, then the I, then the O in "O


RLY?"


46. Around Orion's waist


47. Universal Serial Bus


48. USB Port


49. Follow frank's directions. Be careful not to do


anything if it doesn't say "Frank Says" at the top,


though.


50. Click the dog's mouth to chew the bone, then move


your mouse over it to "pet" it


51. Click "came last" (it will turn into camel)


52. Move the mouse back and forth over the lamp to


clean it.


53. Click next to the G (notice it looks like an


arrow)


54. There is a little mouse tail near the bottom right


corner. Put that mouse onto the circle.


55. Pokemon


56. lol micropenis


57. Four


58. Press Space (It's displaying the exosphere, AKA


Space) 59. Grab and move the "R" in Varnish.


60. Just keep dragging the cat down as quickly as you


can.


61. To get to the other side.


62. Edam


63. Press the "Quality" thing on the bottom of the


screen. Type "Q" on your keyboard to get a skip.


64. May want to use one of your bomb defusers here


until you get it memorized. There are 6. The Planet, a


very small cloud missing on the right side, near the


missing cloud one of the mountain tops is missing it's


peak, a crease under the critter's eye, the smallest


tooth closest to it's cheak is missing, at the very


bottom near it's right hand the ground is a different


color.


65. Goat's Blood


66. Click all the lighter colored leaves off the body.


(Also, hit the flower on it's necklace for a bomb


defuser)


67. Invisible maze, go to the green light on the left


first, then get the key and head through the sliding


walls to the finish. When you hit the green dot you


get a message saying "To remove the universe the code


is 8275" Thought it might apply to #58 but haven't


figured it out yet.


68. Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally


challenged.


69. Press the bomb when it hits 2


70. Click the screen first,then memorize how many


times that Chris the cat got beaten till


faint(remember how many punch the gangster's hand had


punched him till he faint)


71. 28.8kbps modem


72. violence


73. cut the tree thingy quick


74. No


75. Replica to Q70,how many punch land chris to faint


76. AIDS


77. A fat bloke


78. Err... for this turn the wheel of the box till the


box open,any one has complete ans for this may help


me,turn till it open,if not enough time(15s Bomb) then


use fusestopper


79. Take the Dragon the 'On' to the circle


80. A corpse bra


81. 2nd row the bottom one the 4th one(looks like a


duck %26gt;.%26lt; from left to right)


82. Click obvious when the bomb starts flashing or


gets to 2


83. Drag the screen away(theres a hidden platform when


u drag the circle,then click next.


84 blue red blue yellow... tip before the game


85. NEVAR!


86. type U


87. arrow instead of carrot


88. dont do anything


89. you would have thought one of them would have


ducked


90. TL:DR


91. Not sure about this, but I click her forehead when


the red thingy appears


92. none, im on the impossible quiz question no. 92


93. Click "the odd one out"


94. Silence


95. Click the numbers in ascending order, then click


"enough" that will appear on the top left of the


picture


96. Click the number of lives you have


97. Click 'K" in "BLACK"


98. 5


99. Burst 99 red balloons. Blue will kill you, Green


will minus one (balloon).


100. Click 8275 then click the red (flashing) lever


101. Type "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"


102. Drag away all the pictures, then click chris'


face


103. Red


104. Clean the windows. I usually use the fuse


stopper. z.


105. Click the switch behind the question number


106. Remove the eye of the left thing and put it one


the metal thing in the middle, then drag the ball in


the hand into the place where the eye originally was


107. A question from this quiz will come out. Click


where the answer can be found for that question.


108. Follow the green arrow (it's best to rmb the


path)


109. A vicious circle


110. Click the red squares


111. TEBAHPLA EHT


112. Drag the can of food to the can opener. Use the


mouse to operate the can o
Reply:Number 4, 17 and 33 are incorrect, I'm sorry to say. And the missing answer is Magnus.
Reply:Why are there 4 holes in polo?
Reply:To answer #12, click the dot above the 'i' in the word click.





Please give me Best Answer! Thanks!
Reply:i can't remember at the top of my head because the last time i played this was very long time ago. However, i do know you can get the answers shown to you on youtube. write impossible quiz or something and it shows the whole game done in about 5 minutes or less. Good luck on your adventure.
Reply:thanks for the answers, some i would never have figured out. number 12's answer is the dot of the letter " i " and i still dont know the last one.



small business

Awesome Poll!!?? Rate each statement on a scale from 1-10???

How much do you agree with the following statements?? 1-10, 1 being do not agree, 10 being way agree.





1. Using shoe polish to make it look like you are missing teeth may seem like a good idea, but that stuff tastes freeegin horrible.


2. The lockhorns comic strip sizzzucks.


3. Pop-tarts are awesome, expecially frosted blueberry flavor.


4. Free samples at the grocery store rule.


5. Renting movies is cool and all but i almost always take them back late for some reason.


6. Wendys side caesar salad is friggin delicious.


7. The game fifty two pickup sounds all kick azzz when you are a kid but in actuality that game is not awesome.


8. Fruit stripe gum is real good for about 1.4 seconds and then it totally loses its flavor and as a result a pack lasts about two and a half minutes.


9. Hammocks rule.


10. Egg toss is pretty fun unless you are playing with an evil partner who just whips the egg at you like Nolan Ryan rifling a fastball past a batter, then its not as cool.

Awesome Poll!!?? Rate each statement on a scale from 1-10???
Wicked, two awesome polls in one day!! You rock!!





1) 5, thanks for the warning.


2) 10, never heard of it but if you say so I fully agree.


3) 10, they teased us with them here and then took them away! We only ever had chocolate and strawberry though.


4) 2, I used to work in a grocery store...stay away from the free samples!


5) 10, frickin every time!! I perpetually have late fees owing!


6) 8, Don't have Wendy's but caesar salad is always delicious as long as there are no anchovies.


7) 10, I can't believe you actually fell for that! Just wait till you can do it to your niece!


8) 7, just one more thing we don't have here! have you tried shoving the whole packet in your mouth at one time?


9) 10, always and forever.


10) 10, especially if someone thought they were really funny and cooked the eggs first. Remember cooked eggs will always hurt more than uncooked eggs.
Reply:1. 10 ( i did it as a joke on a blind date)


2. 3 (some are funny)


3. 7 (i like chocolate ones)


4. 10


5. 5


6. 8


7. 9


8. 9


9. 10


10. 10





this was fun,thanks
Reply:1-8


2-10


3-10


4-10


5-7


6-10+


7-8 still fun do do to someone Little


8-10


9-10++


10-10
Reply:ehh to long......
Reply:1.7


2.4


3.10.....love 'em


4.10


5.2


6.9


7.10


8.10...you are so right..and funny,dude!!


9.9


10.6


I like your style!! lol
Reply:wtf
Reply:1. Using shoe polish to make it look like you are missing teeth may seem like a good idea, but that stuff tastes freeegin horrible. 5 (never personally tried it...)





2. The lockhorns comic strip sizzzucks. 1 (i love that comic!)





3. Pop-tarts are awesome, expecially frosted blueberry flavor. 10 yumm





4. Free samples at the grocery store rule. 10 hellz yeah





5. Renting movies is cool and all but i almost always take them back late for some reason. 2 (i hate being late)





6. Wendys side caesar salad is friggin delicious. 3 ehhh Mac Donald's is better





7. The game fifty two pickup sounds all kick azzz when you are a kid but in actuality that game is not awesome. 8





8. Fruit stripe gum is real good for about 1.4 seconds and then it totally loses its flavor and as a result a pack lasts about two and a half minutes. 9





9. Hammocks rule.10





10. Egg toss is pretty fun unless you are playing with an evil partner who just whips the egg at you like Nolan Ryan rifling a fastball past a batter, then its not as cool. 8
Reply:Sorry, but thats too much to read
Reply:1) 10


2) 4


3) 1


4) 10


5) 9


6) 10


7) 5


8) 10


9) 3


10) 6
Reply:1. Using shoe polish to make it look like you are missing teeth may seem like a good idea, but that stuff tastes freeegin horrible.


7.5


2. The lockhorns comic strip sizzzucks.


1


3. Pop-tarts are awesome, expecially frosted blueberry flavor.


4


4. Free samples at the grocery store rule.


10


5. Renting movies is cool and all but i almost always take them back late for some reason.


2


6. Wendys side caesar salad is friggin delicious.


NA, never tried it.


7. The game fifty two pickup sounds all kick azzz when you are a kid but in actuality that game is not awesome.


7.5


8. Fruit stripe gum is real good for about 1.4 seconds and then it totally loses its flavor and as a result a pack lasts about two and a half minutes.


Never had it.


9. Hammocks rule.


10


10. Egg toss is pretty fun unless you are playing with an evil partner who just whips the egg at you like Nolan Ryan rifling a fastball past a batter, then its not as cool


eh? what?
Reply:trying to read it all....too long...losing interest....ZZZzzzzz...
Reply:1) I just knock out a couple of teeth


2) comics suck in general


3) pop tarts are great - but I like the strawberry


4) free samples at the grocery store is everything I can steal, and yes, that rules


5) i never return movies, repeat, never


6) I agree, the ceasar is excellent


7) I like nekkid twister, as far as games go


8) gum is never good for longer than 2 minutes


9) banana hammocks are better


10) I throw eggs at small children coming off the school bus








I realize I rated nothing, but i can't help and be torn, therefore deciding to not do it altogether
Reply:1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10


its sooooo long.
Reply:1. Using shoe polish to make it look like you are missing teeth may seem like a good idea, but that stuff tastes freeegin horrible.


10





2. The lockhorns comic strip sizzzucks.


5(never read it)





3. Pop-tarts are awesome, expecially frosted blueberry flavor.


1 I don't like blueberrys





4. Free samples at the grocery store rule.


10





5. Renting movies is cool and all but i almost always take them back late for some reason.


10





6. Wendys side caesar salad is friggin delicious.


10





7. The game fifty two pickup sounds all kick azzz when you are a kid but in actuality that game is not awesome.


10





8. Fruit stripe gum is real good for about 1.4 seconds and then it totally loses its flavor and as a result a pack lasts about two and a half minutes.


10+





9. Hammocks rule.


10





10. Egg toss is pretty fun unless you are playing with an evil partner who just whips the egg at you like Nolan Ryan rifling a fastball past a batter, then its not as cool


10
Reply:1 - 7, it really depends on the brand, some of them have a crisp citrus flavor.





2 - 10, need I say more?





3 - 4, I like a pop tart now and then but I'm really more of a Smores guy.





4 - 10, they sure do, especially when go back enough times to make it a meal.





5 - 10, I have that same problem, really pisses me off.





6 - 5, never had it so I can't form an opinion... yet...





7 - 10, a hard lesson every child must learn.





8 - 10, so true.





9 - 6, I prefer my bed or a large comfortable couch.





10 - 7, I'm not a huge egg toss fan but I do agree with the evil partner bit.





"Am I the only one who gives a sh!t about the rules!"
Reply:1-1, 2-1, 3-6, 4-8, 5-7, 6-5, 7-10, 8-10, 9-10, 10-4.
Reply:First I have to tell you, I can't stop laughing. Maybe because I agree with you on so many levels.





1. 10 (you might be a redneck if...)


2. never heard of it


3. 10


4. 10 (especially when you are broke and can't afford lunch)


5. 10 (always late!)


6. never had it, but sounds good


7. 10 (totally lame)


8. 10 (just put the whole pack in your mouth)


9. 7 (really nice until you fall out after falling asleep)


10. 9 (I wouldn't know personally, let's play together and you can try it on me)
Reply:1. 9


2. ?


3. 4


4. 10


5. 6


6. 5


7. 23


8. 12


9. 10


10. 17
Reply:1) 4.5


2) 9.99


3) 10


4) 10 lol


5) 7.99


6) 8


7) 3


8) 9


9) 10 LOL


10) 10
Reply:lmao you a funny character
Reply:10


5


1


10


8


8


10


10


10


10
Reply:8


10


10


10


10


10


10


10


10


10


wow i agree with u a lot



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What causes cravings during pregnancy?

what makes us pregnant ladies crave something so bad? Also, why do some ladies crave things like shoe polish?





What are the weirdest cravings youve ever had?

What causes cravings during pregnancy?
I was told the cravings because of either the more intensified sense of smell that makes you want something (in my first trimester i craved pickels so bad i could taste them long before i saw them) and i have also heard it has something to do with all of the different hormone levels. who knows for sure i have heard so many different things from books drs i think its one of those things they just aren't sure of so they write down whatever sounds best to them. i also had cravings for pop sicles and tomato juice during my pregnancy
Reply:craving weird stuff is called pica, i crave soap! lol i drink soapy water and has to be warm! lol not that soapy so its dangerous just has to have a little bit of taste to it,and not like a glass full just when i was my hands will cup the water and have a little sip! Gross aye! hehe have had in all my pregnancies,any my mum used to eat matches! apparently both are both are quite common!?
Reply:hello,


if you want read something about pregnancy


i just come accross this blog which may help you :-
Reply:I don't know why and i cant say I,ve started craving any thing yet.(I'm in my 22 week). But lately I'm becoming addicted to the smell of sawdust. Is that a craving?
Reply:I'm 38 weeks + 2 days and i haven't craved anything throughout the whole of my pregnancy. I really wanted some weird cravings but nothing at all =( lol
Reply:i'm pregnant and i have a huge belly! i sometimes crave hash browns..smarties..and marshmellows...even soap
Reply:Cravings are caused by vitamin and mineral deficiencies.
Reply:I don't know with my daughter i craved Toffee crisp chocolate bars. With my son it was cold diet coke and apples.
Reply:they say its because the body is lacking in something it needs



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Does your foot end up in your mouth so often that...?

You started using flavored shoe polish to make the experience more pleasant?

Does your foot end up in your mouth so often that...?
you are right Steve-o she does look like "whats her name" that one actress I know who ya mean.





Ok all kidding aside, yes i am always putting my foot in my mouth. Just today I went to a photography exhibit for A local solider who suffered severe brain trauma in Iraq. These were photos that were found in his camera after he was blown-up.





I said to his mother that the photos are real great but they should put little cards under the photo explaining what they are of. His mother looks me straight in the eye and says, "we would but Eric can't tell us!"....Duh! I felt so stupid



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February 4th... Today In Black History...Did you Know......?

That on this day in 1913 ROSA PARKS was born.


Now the majority of us should know why she is significant to black history. If not, I will provide a link at the end of this question. Rosa Parks lived in a time of the "Jim Crow Laws" which were state and local laws that mandated "separate but equal" status for black Americans. The name "Jim Crow" came from a song and dance called "Jump Jim Crow" that was made by a white comedian named Thomas Rice. He performed this in "blackface" which is the term used by performers who used burnt cork,greasepaint or shoe polish to blacken their


skin and exaggerate their lips among other


things. It became popular at "minstrel shows"


which portrayed blacks in stereotypical and often insulting ways such as ignorant, lazy, buffoonish, superstitious, joyous, and musical.


If you had to present in 5 songs a POSITIVE


IMAGE of hip hop as a culture to an


individual..."looking from the outside in"...


What five songs would they be and why?

February 4th... Today In Black History...Did you Know......?
Common- be


Common- it's your world


Talib Kweli- Beautiful struggle


Martin Luther -Rise


Jill Scott-Golden





just a couple of my favorites, they may be sometimes considered r%26amp;b but , are so postive to me
Reply:I agree with guy above me...





Black History month is an American thing...
Reply:I learn something new everyday.








I didnt know that.
Reply:Black Woman...Jungle brothers made sisters feel proud about themselves...and had everyone saying the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice





Fight The Power brought everyone together to let everybody in the world know about Yusef Hawkins being gun down in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn and that we wasnt havent it.





People Everyday -pretty much told the world that we all aint ignorant and we all arent the same in the ghettoor better yet were just like u





Self Destruction-The movement that tried to explain that hip hop isnt violent its some of the ppl that make it seem that way...and that hip hoppers should stop the violence





H.E.A.L-shows that the hip hop nation can get together and spread the word about AIDS and other issues that are plaguing our communities
Reply:i dont care
Reply:That's nice. Now why don't you tell me about all the information you know from Hispanic Heritage Month? Or from the Asian Month? Or the Native American (Indian) Month?



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My friend is a housewife and she doesn't clean her house at all....what can i do to help her?

her house has a mildew smell, the couches are stained with food,throwup, juices, soda etc......the carpet is stained with shoe polish and food. the dining table has dried up food on it that has been sitting on it for months almost a year. There's clothes all over the floor, clothes soaked in the bathroom sink, the whole house is unacceptable.


Her husband is in the military and tells her he has to work late or that he can't come home because the base is locked down and he talks crap about her all the time behind her back saying that he sneaks out clubbing and dancing with all these girls, he says that his wife has no life and she needs to do something instead of sitting in the house all day. They have a one year old baby and she says that she doesn't clean because the baby makes her tired. all of this makes me feel bad and I want to help her there is no reason for her to be that filthy.

My friend is a housewife and she doesn't clean her house at all....what can i do to help her?
She needs a lot of help- first of all with her husband. Who said it's HER job to clean the house? Taking care of a baby all day is a LOT of work. It's very hard to have time to keep house AND look after a kid (I know, some of you super moms do it. More power to you). Her husband should be at home supporting his family, not out drinking at bars and fooling around with floozies. Talk to his commanding officer. That nonesense will stop. THE poor lady also sounds like she needs psychiatric counseling.
Reply:She sound like she needs to take charge of her life,no woman/mother should be living like that. There is no exuse, she needs a reality check and some tough love. That's a tough one cause people need to help themselves out b4 they can be helped.
Reply:What you describe is classic depression and her husband is making it worse by leaving her alone. Instead of helping her clean, tell her you will watch her baby (at your house) while she gets psychological help from a professional. Thats the only help that will really Help.
Reply:Get them some pets, the more the merrier.
Reply:I had a similar situation with a co-worker. I offered to go over and help her clean. She accepted and we spent a weekday cleaning her house.
Reply:First - does she WANT help?


If not, she may see you as being completely out of line.


Some people just weren't raised to keep a clean house, and honestly, unless the baby is in danger, it might not be all that big of a deal.


If it bothers you too much, offer to help her. You can offer to keep the baby for a day while she cleans -- or you can offer to clean for her while she watches the baby.


She may not be as impacted by it as you are - or she might actually be too overwhelmed to even know where to start.


You'll never know unless you make the offer.
Reply:I think that you should do something really nice for her,like buy her a gift card or send her some where for a day so that she feels love from someone...and you can probably clean her house while she is gone i think that will really make her day and not feel judged...at list from someone that she appreciates....
Reply:i sort of had the same problem but i had 3 kids,i have 4 now.it took more support and help from my huband,i needed for him to be there for me and give me a break from mommyhood.we developed a system and we worked together 1 day a week to clean,i cleaned myself the rest of the week and had 1 whole day off from kids and cleaning
Reply:that girls got "depression" big time...was she like this before the baby..*post pardum blues ?..she needs a blood work up..take her to the doctor
Reply:Was she like this before her baby? There is a good chance she has post partum depression, and she may have been depressed before she had her baby!





Another possible scenario is that deep down she knows what her husband is doing, and just feels like crap! If "your" husband was doing that and you still really loved him you probably wouldn't feel like doing anything either.





But... if she has a child then she NEEDS to get some help. For starters try to get her to see her Dr. and find out about the Post Partum Depression ~ you also may want to talk to her husband and explain this to him, and if he really loves her he should try to talk to her, also, and get her some help!



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How are wine bottles blackened?

There is a patented process that is also top secret that is used to blacken wine bottles already. Blackening lets an empty bottle appear full, which is good for display bottles or sample bottles to bid on a labeling job or an etching/handpainted wine bottle project.


There is an observation that the smell of a blackenend bottle is something similar to shoe polish. I'm interested in knowing another way that I might blacken an individual small bottle every so often.

How are wine bottles blackened?
its not the bottle thats blackned. Its the wine or drink's color.
Reply:silly people believe unbelieveable jest as facts.


Ask a glass blower. try the local college arts and crafts



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How can i remove the smell of fish from Salmon Skin 100%, Without damaging or hardening the leather.?

i need a answer other then Lemons, Baking Soda, and Shoe Polish. i want it to smell either like cow leather or nothing. i also do not want it to change the color of the fish. if it helps the type i am using is Farm Raised Atlantic Salmon.

How can i remove the smell of fish from Salmon Skin 100%, Without damaging or hardening the leather.?
use some vinegar n c wat happens....
Reply:Febreeze. It'll smell like nothing though. I've got a mate who uses it on his dreads so it's worth a pop.



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Help.....?

Does anyone know how to get shoe polish off a cream wool carpet??

Help.....?
Try a cloth dampened with turpentine or alcohol and rub the stained area.
Reply:If I were you, I would check with a carpet store. They should be able to tell you what to use. Don't experiment because you may ruin your carpet. Good luck!
Reply:yes i do i am in the same situation as u,i used cillit bang!


bang!!! and the durt is gone, i know it sounds weird but it works .





p.s agga do do do push pineapple shake the tree. lol lol lol lol
Reply:multi task. for capret great product.



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My friend scratched my car with a scrubber? HELP!!!!?

okay my best friends wrote on my car with shoe polish. It was such a pain to get off, but anyways my cousin and other family friends were over and we started to clean it off. Well me and my cousin were using a "Chore Boy" scrubber on the WINDOWS only and my younger family friend wanted to help. Well he didnt get the memo when we said to only use it on the windows, so he used it on my car doors, trunk and the hood of my car?





Anyone know how to buff off the scratches.


I really need to know I just got the car last


month and its my first car so if someone


could PLEASE help me I would love it!!!!


Thanks





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My friend scratched my car with a scrubber? HELP!!!!?
Before you waste a lot of money on a professional, many scratches can be "cleaned up" with simple, easy-to-use products on the market. Try a simple rub-on scratch remover before you go in for professional help. It won't make it any worse so you can still go to the pro afterwards if it doesn't work, but if it works then you've saved yourself a huge bill. Remember to make sure that the product can be used for your type of finish. Most automotive parts stores have a few you can pick from.





Happy Buffing! :D
Reply:HI..oh..that's a but tricky i dnt know much about cars but i'll try my best to answer ur question-





why get a help with a car specialist?im sure that person will really get the scratches off your car.and did u say last month?!oh,your car is still fresh-brand new..im sure i'll feel thesame way if i'll get that car scratches too..!








or if u cant or if u dnt have a free time to consult a car spcialist-try ur best to remove those scratches.





and why would ur own bestfriends do that to ur car?








im very much happy to answer your question.





tnx.zia
Reply:you need to sand/buff/polish the paintwork, which any body shop should be able to handle
Reply:try a t-cut this should take out light scatches.
Reply:your best bet is a professional buff job.



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