Funny sayings to write on a brides car !!!!?????

My sister just got married and we want to write with shoe polish on her car. What are some funny things to write and plz DON'T BE G-RATED! haha

Funny sayings to write on a brides car !!!!?????
"if only the wife was as dirty as this car"


ROFL
Reply:unconditional sex she said i do now i'm doing
Reply:2 are married so unfortulately theyll be 10 babies made today in this car
Reply:a woman is like a tornado because she moans like hell when she comes, and take the house when they leave!





just like this one! not exactly easy to write on a car, but fun none the less.





accidents in the backseat cause kids!





be a man, use your hand!





guilt free sex!
Reply:i don't see what this guy sees in her but it may just be the sex
Reply:"Just Married" could be quite different!
Reply:This B*TCH got HITCHED!
Reply:I'd say....


'Well done on ur marrige, hope you both go senial together!'
Reply:" Blushing bride"


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A husband and a wife were going to a costume party. He was dressed as a bull and she was a heifer. On the way to the party, their car ran out of gas. As they were walking to the gas station, they decided to take a shortcut through a field. All of a sudden a bull came charging up.





"Oh no," cried the wife. "What are we going to do?"





"Well honey," replied the husband, "I'm going to bend over and act like I'm grazing. I suggest you brace yourself."
Reply:......HELP.......KIDNAPPED.........



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