Are these funny thought i post them for the kids as here in england its miserable weather might amuse them?

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?


A. Sunday, of course!








Q. What bow can't be tied?


A. A rainbow!








Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?


A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!








Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?


A. Fur-niture!








Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?


A.Spring time.








Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?


A. They give milk shakes!








Q. Why did the jelly wobble?


A. Because it saw the milk shake!














Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?


A. Betty!








Q. Where do cows go on holiday?


A. Moo York








Q. Where did the computer go to dance?


A. To a disc-o.








Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?


A. Russel








Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?


A. A Bed








Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?


A. He was a chicken.








Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?


A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".








Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?


A. To get a tweetment.








Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?


A. A Clausterphobic








Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?


A. Because his friend said its on me.








Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?


A. Never mind, it's over your head!








Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?


A. A lawn mooer








Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?


A. Because he had no-body to go with.

Are these funny thought i post them for the kids as here in england its miserable weather might amuse them?
cute babe!!





and thanx..i was sitting here not being able to answer any questions til 3 ( my time). i was at my limit at that and at voting too. i was only 7 points away from level 4 to where i could answer more questions. then you gave me BA and that put me at level 4 and i could answer more questions. thanx for being there for me when i needed you!!
Reply:yeah the old ones are always the best
Reply:oh they were great, I have just sent them to my grand-daughter, she will just love them.


Thanks for sharing!
Reply:we have spring season here.Good jokes for kids.Thanks chris u never forget us
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Good ones for my daughter Chris.!!!


Cheers mate.!!
Reply:cute.
Reply:where hav you been Mr Ducky.


I like your yokes.





Ps In Aust its been 38-40 degrees for several weeks. we went for a drive coz it was a tad cooler.,today..25.


I got burnt. on the shoulders.
Reply:All absolutely awful of course but that's the point. Bravo cheered me up no end. Bugger it's snowing again. A very cold and miserable Grumpy Old Man.
Reply:Thanks for cheering me up because the weather isnt
Reply:yeah great! lol moo york made me laugh!
Reply:good for early morning giggle.
Reply:this is cute :)
Reply:Hi Ducky,


Hahahaha..Great for the kids and they will love them My Friend..It may be morning for you but it is My night night time


will try and come back tomorrow if I can..


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:Very good
Reply:Rise %26amp; Shine!!





LOL!!!





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